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I GOTTA TALK TO THEM  ITS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT I GET IN TOUCH  BUT MY PHONE BATTERY'S GONE FLAT  I TRIED TO RECHARGE IT  BY FORCING THE END INTO A POWER SOCKET  BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK  LORDY LORDY LORDY MY PHONE BATTERY'S GONE FLAT  BUY A  BUY A PIGEON  TEACH IT CARRY YOUR MESSAGE HOME  BUY A PIGEON  BUY A PIGEON  BUT MAKE SURE ITS NOT TOO FAT  GODDAMN IT! AY!  TIME TO BUY A NEW BATTERY!