Half Asleep Quotes

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Quotes about Half Asleep: EVER SINCE I PULLED OVER I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU IN THE STRANGEST PLACES WITH DESPERATION PAINTED ON MY FACE AND I'M SHAKING AS I CHECK EVERY CAR WINDOW IN THE PARKING LOT SWALLOWING THESE ASHES WHOLE AND KNOW THAT SOON I'LL BE EN ROUTE TO THE HOSPITAL YOU'D THINK I'VE GOT IT ALL 'TIL TIRES START TO CRAWL I'M ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, THIS BINGE IS MONUMENTAL GETTING HIGH IN A BORROWED CAR LISTENING TO THE SONGS THAT GOT ME THIS FAR INTO MY OWN HEAD JUST THINKING OF THIS, ALWAYS THINKING OF THIS PUT ON A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES THAT TURN FEBRUARY GREY INTO EVERYTHING YELLOW YOU'LL ALWAYS WANT TO SEE AS MUCH OF THE SKY AS POSSIBLE YOU'D THINK I'VE GOT IT ALL 'TIL TIRES START TO CRAWL I'M ASLEEP AND THE WHEEL, THIS BINGE IS MONUMENTAL AND I FEEL NO PAIN AT ALL WHEN THESE TIRES SCREECH DOWN TO A HALT ASLEEP HITTING THE WALL, THIS BINGE IS MONUMENTAL GREET THE WORLD WITH A PO-PO-PO-POKER FACE THROUGH EMPTY BOTTLES IN HAZE THEY WON'T SUSPECT A THING NOW WILL THEY? ITEMIZE YOUR LIFE IN A PANICKED STATE SO YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT AND DREAM ABOUT NEVER TURNING OLD AND GREY CATCHING MY BREATH NOW SEEMS SO USELESS AS AIRPLANE CONVERSATIONS 'CAUSE I ENJOY TOILING IN ALL OF MY FRUSTRATION YOU'D THINK I'VE GOT IT ALL 'TIL TIRES START TO CRAWL I'M ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, THIS BINGE IS MONUMENTAL AND I FEEL NO PAIN AT ALL WHEN THESE TIRES SCREECH DOWN TO A HALT ASLEEP HITTING THE WALL, THIS BINGE IS MONUMENTAL OUR SKIN IS PEELING FROM THE SEARING STEEL SURROUNDING US
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Saying about Half Asleep: WELL IM BACK TO WIN IT YOUR A BIG ACTOR INIT GOT A SICK ??? INIT WANT TO BE YOUR AN IDIOT I'LL RELAX AND FINISH HIM IS HE BACK FOR MERIDIAN LET HIM KNOW IM KILLING HIM YOUR NEVER GONNA SEE HIM BUT I SAID IT BEFORE EVERYONE NOT GONNA ????? RAPE THIS PUSSYO CAUGHT WITH A 100 SHOTS 3 TIMES WHOS SINGING IF HES OUT ON ROAD WAIT A MINUTE COZ IT WILL TAKE A MINUTE SEE I CAN TAKE THE ???? PLUS SWITCH TALKING ABOUT MAC 10 AND WIRES ???? CAN FINISH NOT A JAMAICAN INIT YOUR A PAGAN PLEASE DONT MISTAKE HIM INIT BUT HES A JAMAICAN INIT IM NOT HATING INIT I GOT RATINGS INIT MY CARREER AINT FINISHED I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE DONT FEAR LIKE ELIZABETH IVE GOT HIM ON THE ???? AGAIN DRAW FOR THE STUD AGAIN LET THE FASSY KNOW HES NOT AHEAD AGAIN LICKLE BROTHER AINT HERE ??? HIM I CAN SEE THE DEAD IN HIM THERES NO CURE NO TABLETS DRUGS OR MEDICINE THEY DIDNT FIND NO MAC IN THE FIRST PLACE HOW YOU GONNA COME BACK LIKE A ???? AGAIN TITCH DONT LIKE ALL THIS GLAMOUROUS CHAT AGAIN HOW YOU GONNA BUST KICKS MAN ON ROAD TALKING CRAP ABOUT HOW YOUR BACK WITH A MAC AGAIN FALL BACK WITH A ???? FEDS AINT MY FRIENDS YOU NEED THEM PROTECTION RACKET LIKE IF IT GOES OFF IN PLACE I GOT THEM IN PLACE YOUR GONNA SEE ALL THEM MAN BACKING HIM MAKE JOKES LIKE MANNERMAN STABBING HIM YES AINT HEARD ABOUT MANNERMAN JACKING HIM BUT WHAT ABOUT STONEY GRABBING HIM ANYBODY WANT TO BET MONEY AND BACK HIM 3 CARS 2 BIKES 3 YARDS AND STACKS AGAIN WAGES ARE FAT AGAIN BIG BOYS BACK AGAIN IM SKATING THE TRACK AGAIN IM RAISING THE ???? AGAIN AMAZING THE CROWD THAT CAME HERE TO CLAP AGAIN TALK ONE THING GOT TO TALK BACK AGAIN NOTICE ANYONE WHOS ON CRACK AGAIN IM BACK AGAIN,  BACK AGAIN WEARING BLACK AGAIN TALL AND WE'RE READY 25 GOONS WITH A MAC AGAIN THESE BOYS ARE THE ???? A MAN THINKS WHY THE HELL WAS I BACKING THEM NOW HES ON THE ROAD CHATTING CRAP AGAIN AND IM DOING 30 YEARS FOR THE PRICK WHEN I VISIT ID BE SLAPPING HIM I SEE THE CRACK IN HIM I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHOS BACKING HIM STAGE OR SOLO WILEYS BACK AGAIN SO MAN BETTER REALISE MAN BETTER KNOW GOT A TOP 5  AND THE MAN BEHIND YOU AINT GOT 1 LET ALONE YOU AND HIM SO FORGET ELECTRO I SNAP YOUR NECK LOW HOLDING ON TO MY STATUS LET GO HYPING UP THAT HE DIDNT LET THE TECH GO THE THING I SMOKE IS GREEN LIKE PESTO DONT HYPE WITH THE WHITE LIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE NIGHT WHITE LIES WHY MASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY IM THE BEST JUST ASK ME CANT OUTCLASS ME OR HARM ME WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR NEW ARMY I SENT YOUR WHOLE CAMP BARS ITS ON TOP  ALARM THEM DONT ALARM ME YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A BACON SARNIE ITS HARDLY THE WALK CANT PAR ME ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN ANYMORE CANT SCAR ME AGAIN, DARK ME AGAIN NEVER BREAK HALF OF YOUR LEG WHAT YOU OWE YOUR BROTHER YOU CAN NEVER PAY HALF OF THE DEBT CANT SAY THAT ITS HARD TO FORGET ITS ALL BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM THATS HALF OF YOUR HEAD GONE NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE HALF OF YOUR HEADS GONE YOU CAN SEE ME ANY DAY ON A STAGE AND TRY ??? AND THATS GONNA BE THE HALF OF YOUR LEG GONE FIRST BAR AFTER A YEAR IT WAS OFFBEAT LANGUAGE BARRIER SOUNDED LIKE A YANKEE WHERES MY BRUVVER NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ME KEEP ON TRYING IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME REALLY AND TRULY YOU CANT STAND ME I MAKE YOU ANGRY BOY BETTER KNOW IS MY FAMILY EMCEES SAY BOY BETTER KNOW OUT THEIR MOUTH SO MUCH REALLY I SHOULD BEAT YOUR ???? BOX A MAN UP IN THE CANTEEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT A MAN SEEN MY PLAN AINT ????? YOUR A PLAN B AND WE KNOW IM AT THE TOP NOT LIKE YOU AND PLAN B ARE ASK ??? 6 BAGS ARE OVER YOU ARE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME AND I DIDNT GET KILLED IN HACKNEY IN AN ALLEY WAY ASK GOD HE'LL BACK ME
WELL IM BACK TO WIN IT YOUR A BIG ACTOR INIT GOT A SICK ??? INIT WANT TO BE YOUR AN IDIOT I'LL RELAX AND FINISH HIM IS HE BACK FOR MERIDIAN LET HIM KNOW IM KILLING HIM YOUR NEVER GONNA SEE HIM BUT I SAID IT BEFORE EVERYONE NOT GONNA ????? RAPE THIS PUSSYO CAUGHT WITH A 100 SHOTS 3 TIMES WHOS SINGING IF HES OUT ON ROAD WAIT A MINUTE COZ IT WILL TAKE A MINUTE SEE I CAN TAKE THE ???? PLUS SWITCH TALKING ABOUT MAC 10 AND WIRES ???? CAN FINISH NOT A JAMAICAN INIT YOUR A PAGAN PLEASE DONT MISTAKE HIM INIT BUT HES A JAMAICAN INIT IM NOT HATING INIT I GOT RATINGS INIT MY CARREER AINT FINISHED I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE DONT FEAR LIKE ELIZABETH IVE GOT HIM ON THE ???? AGAIN DRAW FOR THE STUD AGAIN LET THE FASSY KNOW HES NOT AHEAD AGAIN LICKLE BROTHER AINT HERE ??? HIM I CAN SEE THE DEAD IN HIM THERES NO CURE NO TABLETS DRUGS OR MEDICINE THEY DIDNT FIND NO MAC IN THE FIRST PLACE HOW YOU GONNA COME BACK LIKE A ???? AGAIN TITCH DONT LIKE ALL THIS GLAMOUROUS CHAT AGAIN HOW YOU GONNA BUST KICKS MAN ON ROAD TALKING CRAP ABOUT HOW YOUR BACK WITH A MAC AGAIN FALL BACK WITH A ???? FEDS AINT MY FRIENDS YOU NEED THEM PROTECTION RACKET LIKE IF IT GOES OFF IN PLACE I GOT THEM IN PLACE YOUR GONNA SEE ALL THEM MAN BACKING HIM MAKE JOKES LIKE MANNERMAN STABBING HIM YES AINT HEARD ABOUT MANNERMAN JACKING HIM BUT WHAT ABOUT STONEY GRABBING HIM ANYBODY WANT TO BET MONEY AND BACK HIM 3 CARS 2 BIKES 3 YARDS AND STACKS AGAIN WAGES ARE FAT AGAIN BIG BOYS BACK AGAIN IM SKATING THE TRACK AGAIN IM RAISING THE ???? AGAIN AMAZING THE CROWD THAT CAME HERE TO CLAP AGAIN TALK ONE THING GOT TO TALK BACK AGAIN NOTICE ANYONE WHOS ON CRACK AGAIN IM BACK AGAIN, BACK AGAIN WEARING BLACK AGAIN TALL AND WE'RE READY 25 GOONS WITH A MAC AGAIN THESE BOYS ARE THE ???? A MAN THINKS WHY THE HELL WAS I BACKING THEM NOW HES ON THE ROAD CHATTING CRAP AGAIN AND IM DOING 30 YEARS FOR THE PRICK WHEN I VISIT ID BE SLAPPING HIM I SEE THE CRACK IN HIM I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHOS BACKING HIM STAGE OR SOLO WILEYS BACK AGAIN SO MAN BETTER REALISE MAN BETTER KNOW GOT A TOP 5 AND THE MAN BEHIND YOU AINT GOT 1 LET ALONE YOU AND HIM SO FORGET ELECTRO I SNAP YOUR NECK LOW HOLDING ON TO MY STATUS LET GO HYPING UP THAT HE DIDNT LET THE TECH GO THE THING I SMOKE IS GREEN LIKE PESTO DONT HYPE WITH THE WHITE LIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE NIGHT WHITE LIES WHY MASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY IM THE BEST JUST ASK ME CANT OUTCLASS ME OR HARM ME WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR NEW ARMY I SENT YOUR WHOLE CAMP BARS ITS ON TOP ALARM THEM DONT ALARM ME YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A BACON SARNIE ITS HARDLY THE WALK CANT PAR ME ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN ANYMORE CANT SCAR ME AGAIN, DARK ME AGAIN NEVER BREAK HALF OF YOUR LEG WHAT YOU OWE YOUR BROTHER YOU CAN NEVER PAY HALF OF THE DEBT CANT SAY THAT ITS HARD TO FORGET ITS ALL BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM THATS HALF OF YOUR HEAD GONE NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE HALF OF YOUR HEADS GONE YOU CAN SEE ME ANY DAY ON A STAGE AND TRY ??? AND THATS GONNA BE THE HALF OF YOUR LEG GONE FIRST BAR AFTER A YEAR IT WAS OFFBEAT LANGUAGE BARRIER SOUNDED LIKE A YANKEE WHERES MY BRUVVER NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ME KEEP ON TRYING IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME REALLY AND TRULY YOU CANT STAND ME I MAKE YOU ANGRY BOY BETTER KNOW IS MY FAMILY EMCEES SAY BOY BETTER KNOW OUT THEIR MOUTH SO MUCH REALLY I SHOULD BEAT YOUR ???? BOX A MAN UP IN THE CANTEEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT A MAN SEEN MY PLAN AINT ????? YOUR A PLAN B AND WE KNOW IM AT THE TOP NOT LIKE YOU AND PLAN B ARE ASK ??? 6 BAGS ARE OVER YOU ARE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME AND I DIDNT GET KILLED IN HACKNEY IN AN ALLEY WAY ASK GOD HE'LL BACK ME

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Quote about Half Asleep: BLOODHOUND GANG BLOODHOUNDS SHALL CRUISE RENDEVOUS  BREAK CURFEW NEW TRIP ENSUES  YOU NEVER KNOW BLOODHOUNDS JUST GO  PACK BACKPACK UP FOR DOWN THE ROAD  NO CHANGE OF CLOTHES BUT CHANGE FOR TOLLS  PACK OF NO-DOZ ROLOS AND SKOAL  OLD MILWAUKEE JOLT BLACK COFFEE  SUGAR DADDY RAND MCNALLY  A PACK OF JACKS THOSE ORANGE TIC-TACS  GLEN MILLER TRACKS ROLL OF KODAK  THE PHANTOM BLACK STACKED PONTIAC  HOT ROD DUAL QUADS AND IN THE BACK  IS THE BEAT KEEPER BIG ASS SPEAKER  JUMBO WOOFER RATTLE TWEETER  DIAL IS TURNED AND THERE IT'S STAYIN'  THE NEXT DAY WHERE STERN IS PLAYIN'  YOU GOT YOUR JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD BUT THE DEVIL'S UNDER MY HOOD  YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN LEGAL I'M PULLIN' IT UP TO NO GOOD  GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT I LET SATAN RIDE SHOTGUN  YOU PAY A TOLL TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE'S NONE  GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL  I-95 EIGHT LANES WIDE  MIDNIGHT DRIVE TAKE A RIDE  ALONGSIDE EAST COAST TIDE  GETTING HIGH SO AM I  BLOODSHOT RED EYES FROM THE FUMES  I CONSUME ENGINE ZOOM THEN ENGINE BOOM  THEN ENGINE GLOW ERUPT AND BLOW  AND OVERFLOW LIKE VOLCANO  SO FAR TO GO CAN'T TURN BACK THOUGH  CHEAP TOBACCO CUP OF BLACK JOE  FUELIN' MY BODY JUMPSTARTIN' MY SOUL  SET MY MIND ON CRUISE CONTROL  YOU GOT YOUR JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD BUT THE DEVIL'S UNDER MY HOOD  YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN LEGAL I'M PULLIN' IT UP TO NO GOOD  GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT I LET SATAN RIDE SHOTGUN  YOU PAY A TOLL TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE'S NONE  GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL  24-7 TRUCK STOP PLAZA  TURN OFF HEADLIGHTS TURN ON HAZARDS  3 A.M. IS WHEN I GAZED  EYES GLAZED I'M DAZED AND THEN I FADE  TO BLACK NOW WERE BACK  'ON THE ROAD' LIKE KEROUAC  DOWN THE TURNPIKE HIGH RATE OF SPEED  UP ALL NIGHT LIKE GILBERT GOTTFRIED  YOU GOT YOUR JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD BUT THE DEVIL'S UNDER MY HOOD  YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN LEGAL I'M PULLIN' IT UP TO NO GOOD  GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT I LET SATAN RIDE SHOTGUN  YOU PAY A TOLL TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE'S NONE  GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
BLOODHOUND GANG BLOODHOUNDS SHALL CRUISE RENDEVOUS BREAK CURFEW NEW TRIP ENSUES YOU NEVER KNOW BLOODHOUNDS JUST GO PACK BACKPACK UP FOR DOWN THE ROAD NO CHANGE OF CLOTHES BUT CHANGE FOR TOLLS PACK OF NO-DOZ ROLOS AND SKOAL OLD MILWAUKEE JOLT BLACK COFFEE SUGAR DADDY RAND MCNALLY A PACK OF JACKS THOSE ORANGE TIC-TACS GLEN MILLER TRACKS ROLL OF KODAK THE PHANTOM BLACK STACKED PONTIAC HOT ROD DUAL QUADS AND IN THE BACK IS THE BEAT KEEPER BIG ASS SPEAKER JUMBO WOOFER RATTLE TWEETER DIAL IS TURNED AND THERE IT'S STAYIN' THE NEXT DAY WHERE STERN IS PLAYIN' YOU GOT YOUR JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD BUT THE DEVIL'S UNDER MY HOOD YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN LEGAL I'M PULLIN' IT UP TO NO GOOD GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT I LET SATAN RIDE SHOTGUN YOU PAY A TOLL TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE'S NONE GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL I-95 EIGHT LANES WIDE MIDNIGHT DRIVE TAKE A RIDE ALONGSIDE EAST COAST TIDE GETTING HIGH SO AM I BLOODSHOT RED EYES FROM THE FUMES I CONSUME ENGINE ZOOM THEN ENGINE BOOM THEN ENGINE GLOW ERUPT AND BLOW AND OVERFLOW LIKE VOLCANO SO FAR TO GO CAN'T TURN BACK THOUGH CHEAP TOBACCO CUP OF BLACK JOE FUELIN' MY BODY JUMPSTARTIN' MY SOUL SET MY MIND ON CRUISE CONTROL YOU GOT YOUR JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD BUT THE DEVIL'S UNDER MY HOOD YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN LEGAL I'M PULLIN' IT UP TO NO GOOD GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT I LET SATAN RIDE SHOTGUN YOU PAY A TOLL TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE'S NONE GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL 24-7 TRUCK STOP PLAZA TURN OFF HEADLIGHTS TURN ON HAZARDS 3 A.M. IS WHEN I GAZED EYES GLAZED I'M DAZED AND THEN I FADE TO BLACK NOW WERE BACK 'ON THE ROAD' LIKE KEROUAC DOWN THE TURNPIKE HIGH RATE OF SPEED UP ALL NIGHT LIKE GILBERT GOTTFRIED YOU GOT YOUR JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD BUT THE DEVIL'S UNDER MY HOOD YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN LEGAL I'M PULLIN' IT UP TO NO GOOD GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT I LET SATAN RIDE SHOTGUN YOU PAY A TOLL TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE'S NONE GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

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