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Jealous Of Him Quote: WELL IM BACK TO WIN IT YOUR A BIG ACTOR INIT GOT A SICK ??? INIT WANT TO BE YOUR AN IDIOT I'LL RELAX AND FINISH HIM IS HE BACK FOR MERIDIAN LET HIM KNOW IM KILLING HIM YOUR NEVER GONNA SEE HIM BUT I SAID IT BEFORE EVERYONE NOT GONNA ????? RAPE THIS PUSSYO CAUGHT WITH A 100 SHOTS 3 TIMES WHOS SINGING IF HES OUT ON ROAD WAIT A MINUTE COZ IT WILL TAKE A MINUTE SEE I CAN TAKE THE ???? PLUS SWITCH TALKING ABOUT MAC 10 AND WIRES ???? CAN FINISH NOT A JAMAICAN INIT YOUR A PAGAN PLEASE DONT MISTAKE HIM INIT BUT HES A JAMAICAN INIT IM NOT HATING INIT I GOT RATINGS INIT MY CARREER AINT FINISHED I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE DONT FEAR LIKE ELIZABETH IVE GOT HIM ON THE ???? AGAIN DRAW FOR THE STUD AGAIN LET THE FASSY KNOW HES NOT AHEAD AGAIN LICKLE BROTHER AINT HERE ??? HIM I CAN SEE THE DEAD IN HIM THERES NO CURE NO TABLETS DRUGS OR MEDICINE THEY DIDNT FIND NO MAC IN THE FIRST PLACE HOW YOU GONNA COME BACK LIKE A ???? AGAIN TITCH DONT LIKE ALL THIS GLAMOUROUS CHAT AGAIN HOW YOU GONNA BUST KICKS MAN ON ROAD TALKING CRAP ABOUT HOW YOUR BACK WITH A MAC AGAIN FALL BACK WITH A ???? FEDS AINT MY FRIENDS YOU NEED THEM PROTECTION RACKET LIKE IF IT GOES OFF IN PLACE I GOT THEM IN PLACE YOUR GONNA SEE ALL THEM MAN BACKING HIM MAKE JOKES LIKE MANNERMAN STABBING HIM YES AINT HEARD ABOUT MANNERMAN JACKING HIM BUT WHAT ABOUT STONEY GRABBING HIM ANYBODY WANT TO BET MONEY AND BACK HIM 3 CARS 2 BIKES 3 YARDS AND STACKS AGAIN WAGES ARE FAT AGAIN BIG BOYS BACK AGAIN IM SKATING THE TRACK AGAIN IM RAISING THE ???? AGAIN AMAZING THE CROWD THAT CAME HERE TO CLAP AGAIN TALK ONE THING GOT TO TALK BACK AGAIN NOTICE ANYONE WHOS ON CRACK AGAIN IM BACK AGAIN,  BACK AGAIN WEARING BLACK AGAIN TALL AND WE'RE READY 25 GOONS WITH A MAC AGAIN THESE BOYS ARE THE ???? A MAN THINKS WHY THE HELL WAS I BACKING THEM NOW HES ON THE ROAD CHATTING CRAP AGAIN AND IM DOING 30 YEARS FOR THE PRICK WHEN I VISIT ID BE SLAPPING HIM I SEE THE CRACK IN HIM I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHOS BACKING HIM STAGE OR SOLO WILEYS BACK AGAIN SO MAN BETTER REALISE MAN BETTER KNOW GOT A TOP 5  AND THE MAN BEHIND YOU AINT GOT 1 LET ALONE YOU AND HIM SO FORGET ELECTRO I SNAP YOUR NECK LOW HOLDING ON TO MY STATUS LET GO HYPING UP THAT HE DIDNT LET THE TECH GO THE THING I SMOKE IS GREEN LIKE PESTO DONT HYPE WITH THE WHITE LIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE NIGHT WHITE LIES WHY MASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY IM THE BEST JUST ASK ME CANT OUTCLASS ME OR HARM ME WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR NEW ARMY I SENT YOUR WHOLE CAMP BARS ITS ON TOP  ALARM THEM DONT ALARM ME YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A BACON SARNIE ITS HARDLY THE WALK CANT PAR ME ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN ANYMORE CANT SCAR ME AGAIN, DARK ME AGAIN NEVER BREAK HALF OF YOUR LEG WHAT YOU OWE YOUR BROTHER YOU CAN NEVER PAY HALF OF THE DEBT CANT SAY THAT ITS HARD TO FORGET ITS ALL BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM THATS HALF OF YOUR HEAD GONE NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE HALF OF YOUR HEADS GONE YOU CAN SEE ME ANY DAY ON A STAGE AND TRY ??? AND THATS GONNA BE THE HALF OF YOUR LEG GONE FIRST BAR AFTER A YEAR IT WAS OFFBEAT LANGUAGE BARRIER SOUNDED LIKE A YANKEE WHERES MY BRUVVER NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ME KEEP ON TRYING IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME REALLY AND TRULY YOU CANT STAND ME I MAKE YOU ANGRY BOY BETTER KNOW IS MY FAMILY EMCEES SAY BOY BETTER KNOW OUT THEIR MOUTH SO MUCH REALLY I SHOULD BEAT YOUR ???? BOX A MAN UP IN THE CANTEEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT A MAN SEEN MY PLAN AINT ????? YOUR A PLAN B AND WE KNOW IM AT THE TOP NOT LIKE YOU AND PLAN B ARE ASK ??? 6 BAGS ARE OVER YOU ARE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME AND I DIDNT GET KILLED IN HACKNEY IN AN ALLEY WAY ASK GOD HE'LL BACK ME
WELL IM BACK TO WIN IT YOUR A BIG ACTOR INIT GOT A SICK ??? INIT WANT TO BE YOUR AN IDIOT I'LL RELAX AND FINISH HIM IS HE BACK FOR MERIDIAN LET HIM KNOW IM KILLING HIM YOUR NEVER GONNA SEE HIM BUT I SAID IT BEFORE EVERYONE NOT GONNA ????? RAPE THIS PUSSYO CAUGHT WITH A 100 SHOTS 3 TIMES WHOS SINGING IF HES OUT ON ROAD WAIT A MINUTE COZ IT WILL TAKE A MINUTE SEE I CAN TAKE THE ???? PLUS SWITCH TALKING ABOUT MAC 10 AND WIRES ???? CAN FINISH NOT A JAMAICAN INIT YOUR A PAGAN PLEASE DONT MISTAKE HIM INIT BUT HES A JAMAICAN INIT IM NOT HATING INIT I GOT RATINGS INIT MY CARREER AINT FINISHED I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE DONT FEAR LIKE ELIZABETH IVE GOT HIM ON THE ???? AGAIN DRAW FOR THE STUD AGAIN LET THE FASSY KNOW HES NOT AHEAD AGAIN LICKLE BROTHER AINT HERE ??? HIM I CAN SEE THE DEAD IN HIM THERES NO CURE NO TABLETS DRUGS OR MEDICINE THEY DIDNT FIND NO MAC IN THE FIRST PLACE HOW YOU GONNA COME BACK LIKE A ???? AGAIN TITCH DONT LIKE ALL THIS GLAMOUROUS CHAT AGAIN HOW YOU GONNA BUST KICKS MAN ON ROAD TALKING CRAP ABOUT HOW YOUR BACK WITH A MAC AGAIN FALL BACK WITH A ???? FEDS AINT MY FRIENDS YOU NEED THEM PROTECTION RACKET LIKE IF IT GOES OFF IN PLACE I GOT THEM IN PLACE YOUR GONNA SEE ALL THEM MAN BACKING HIM MAKE JOKES LIKE MANNERMAN STABBING HIM YES AINT HEARD ABOUT MANNERMAN JACKING HIM BUT WHAT ABOUT STONEY GRABBING HIM ANYBODY WANT TO BET MONEY AND BACK HIM 3 CARS 2 BIKES 3 YARDS AND STACKS AGAIN WAGES ARE FAT AGAIN BIG BOYS BACK AGAIN IM SKATING THE TRACK AGAIN IM RAISING THE ???? AGAIN AMAZING THE CROWD THAT CAME HERE TO CLAP AGAIN TALK ONE THING GOT TO TALK BACK AGAIN NOTICE ANYONE WHOS ON CRACK AGAIN IM BACK AGAIN, BACK AGAIN WEARING BLACK AGAIN TALL AND WE'RE READY 25 GOONS WITH A MAC AGAIN THESE BOYS ARE THE ???? A MAN THINKS WHY THE HELL WAS I BACKING THEM NOW HES ON THE ROAD CHATTING CRAP AGAIN AND IM DOING 30 YEARS FOR THE PRICK WHEN I VISIT ID BE SLAPPING HIM I SEE THE CRACK IN HIM I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHOS BACKING HIM STAGE OR SOLO WILEYS BACK AGAIN SO MAN BETTER REALISE MAN BETTER KNOW GOT A TOP 5 AND THE MAN BEHIND YOU AINT GOT 1 LET ALONE YOU AND HIM SO FORGET ELECTRO I SNAP YOUR NECK LOW HOLDING ON TO MY STATUS LET GO HYPING UP THAT HE DIDNT LET THE TECH GO THE THING I SMOKE IS GREEN LIKE PESTO DONT HYPE WITH THE WHITE LIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE NIGHT WHITE LIES WHY MASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY IM THE BEST JUST ASK ME CANT OUTCLASS ME OR HARM ME WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR NEW ARMY I SENT YOUR WHOLE CAMP BARS ITS ON TOP ALARM THEM DONT ALARM ME YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A BACON SARNIE ITS HARDLY THE WALK CANT PAR ME ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN ANYMORE CANT SCAR ME AGAIN, DARK ME AGAIN NEVER BREAK HALF OF YOUR LEG WHAT YOU OWE YOUR BROTHER YOU CAN NEVER PAY HALF OF THE DEBT CANT SAY THAT ITS HARD TO FORGET ITS ALL BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM THATS HALF OF YOUR HEAD GONE NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE HALF OF YOUR HEADS GONE YOU CAN SEE ME ANY DAY ON A STAGE AND TRY ??? AND THATS GONNA BE THE HALF OF YOUR LEG GONE FIRST BAR AFTER A YEAR IT WAS OFFBEAT LANGUAGE BARRIER SOUNDED LIKE A YANKEE WHERES MY BRUVVER NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ME KEEP ON TRYING IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME REALLY AND TRULY YOU CANT STAND ME I MAKE YOU ANGRY BOY BETTER KNOW IS MY FAMILY EMCEES SAY BOY BETTER KNOW OUT THEIR MOUTH SO MUCH REALLY I SHOULD BEAT YOUR ???? BOX A MAN UP IN THE CANTEEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT A MAN SEEN MY PLAN AINT ????? YOUR A PLAN B AND WE KNOW IM AT THE TOP NOT LIKE YOU AND PLAN B ARE ASK ??? 6 BAGS ARE OVER YOU ARE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME AND I DIDNT GET KILLED IN HACKNEY IN AN ALLEY WAY ASK GOD HE'LL BACK ME

From Angry Garden Gnome by Wiley
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Quotes about Jealous Of Him: SERVED 18 MONTHS OUT IN WORLD WAR II EUROPEAN THEATER FOR THE RED, WHITE & BLUE HE WATCHED FROM THE DECK WITH WHAT REMAINED OF HIS CREW AS HIS HOME FINALLY CAME INTO VIEW AND THE SEGREGATED ARMY HAD MADE HIM A SARGENT HE CAME BACK HARD AND LOOKIN' LIKE A WOOD CARVIN' BOBBY GREEN, IN ALL HIS MAGNIFICENCE EMBRACED HIS YOUNG BRIDE, SHE FELT SO INNOCENT HE TRY TO SLEEP BUT HE HAD CHEST MURMURS AND WAKE UP AND AT NIGHT TRYIN' TO BAYONET GERMANS SHE WOULD ASK HIM BUT ALL HE'D TELL IS THEY AIN'T NEVER LIE WHEN THEY'D SAID 'WAR IS HELL' SHE DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THE FIRES AND BOMBS AND HOW HIS YOUNG FRIENDS USED TO DIE IN HIS ARMS MAN, HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START HE KEPT A PHOTOGRAPH IN A POCKET OVER HIS HEART BUT HE COULD KILL STRANGERS WITH THE BEST OF 'EM EVERY LAST COLORED SOLIDER GOT NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR HIM HE CAME HOME, IT'S LIKE HE AIN'T EVEN GROWN RENT ROOMS, HE AIN'T EVEN GOT A PLACE OF HIS OWN MISSED HIS DADDY'S FUNERAL, FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM RETURNED TO FIND OUT THAT HIS WIFE DIDN'T NEED HIM CAUSE WHILE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE WAS VACANT SHE LEARNED TO EARN ENOUGH TO BREAK BREAD AND PAY RENT THE ARMY AWARDED HIM THE MEDAL OF HONOR HE NOW CLEANS TOILETS WITH A CRAMP IN HIS POSTURE 'YES SIR, NO MA'AM', KILL FOR THESE PEOPLE WITH HIS OWN HANDS CAN'T GET RESPECTED AS A GROWN MAN NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL WORKIN' POOR CAN'T AFFORD TO BRING HIS WOMAN HOME, NOTHING FROM THE STORE BUT ON THE FIRST SATURDAY OF EVERY MONTH SHE CAN WEAR THE BLUE DRESS AND EAT WHATEVER SHE WANT SHE'S QUEEN FOR A DAY AND NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT'S THE ONLY REASON HE HAS TO BREATH IN A WAY AND ON THAT NIGHT THEY WERE WAITIN' FOR A DISH HE EXCUSED HIMSELF FROM THE TABLE TO PISS AND IN HIS ABSENCE A YOUNG BAD MOTHERFUCKER  STEP UP LIKE HE THINK HE JAMES CAGNEY OR SOMETHING SHE SAID, 'THAT'S MIGHTY KIND OF YA. BUT I'M A MARRIED WOMAN AND I'M HERE WITH MY HUSBAND.' HE GRABBED HER ARM AND TRIED TO HOLD FIRM SHE PULLED AWAY AND SAID, 'I ALREADY TOLD YOU SIR' HE DREW BACK, SLAPPED HER FACE GOT HIS BAR STOOL BACK AND TOSSED ANOTHER BREW BACK BOBBY RETURNED TO FIND TEARS IN HER EYES AND SHE'S SO SHOOK UP SHE CAN'T TELL HIM WHY GATHERED HER COMPOSURE, TOLD THE STORY BOBBY KEPT HIS WITS ABOUT HIM AND APPROACHED HIM CALMLY THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED INSIDE, HE SNAPPED AND STRUCK HIM SO HARD THAT HIS EYES ROLLED BACK AND HIS BODY COLLAPSED GRABBED HIM BY THE ARM PITS, LIFTED HIM AND DRUG HIM OUTSIDE IN THE BACK AND RIGHT THERE IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT BOBBY BEAT THE YOUNG MAN WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WHAT HE DID TO HIS WIFE I IMAGINE THAT STRAW WOULD BE ALL IT WOULD TAKE TO BREAK THE CAMEL'S BACK THEY ALL FLOCKED FROM INSIDE TO GET A SCENE JAWS DROPPED, THEY WERE TOO HORRIFIED TO INTERVENE HE HAD HIM FACE DOWN NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT CLEARED THE WHOLE PLAYGROUND SEE, BOBBY HAD ALREADY DID WHAT HIS HANDS COULD TOOK THE NEXT 10 MINUTES STRIPPING HIS MANHOOD BRUTALIZING HIM HE NOT GAY BUT HE HAD TO GO INSIDE OF HIM TO REALLY TAKE HIS PRIDE FROM HIM THE KID DISAPPEARED TO WHO-KNOWS-WHERE AND BOBBY AND HIS WIFE ETHAL STILL LIVE HERE AND THEY NEVER SPOKE ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF THEY LIFE THAT'S ALL THEY CALLED IT WAS 'THAT NIGHT'
SERVED 18 MONTHS OUT IN WORLD WAR II EUROPEAN THEATER FOR THE RED, WHITE & BLUE HE WATCHED FROM THE DECK WITH WHAT REMAINED OF HIS CREW AS HIS HOME FINALLY CAME INTO VIEW AND THE SEGREGATED ARMY HAD MADE HIM A SARGENT HE CAME BACK HARD AND LOOKIN' LIKE A WOOD CARVIN' BOBBY GREEN, IN ALL HIS MAGNIFICENCE EMBRACED HIS YOUNG BRIDE, SHE FELT SO INNOCENT HE TRY TO SLEEP BUT HE HAD CHEST MURMURS AND WAKE UP AND AT NIGHT TRYIN' TO BAYONET GERMANS SHE WOULD ASK HIM BUT ALL HE'D TELL IS THEY AIN'T NEVER LIE WHEN THEY'D SAID 'WAR IS HELL' SHE DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THE FIRES AND BOMBS AND HOW HIS YOUNG FRIENDS USED TO DIE IN HIS ARMS MAN, HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START HE KEPT A PHOTOGRAPH IN A POCKET OVER HIS HEART BUT HE COULD KILL STRANGERS WITH THE BEST OF 'EM EVERY LAST COLORED SOLIDER GOT NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR HIM HE CAME HOME, IT'S LIKE HE AIN'T EVEN GROWN RENT ROOMS, HE AIN'T EVEN GOT A PLACE OF HIS OWN MISSED HIS DADDY'S FUNERAL, FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM RETURNED TO FIND OUT THAT HIS WIFE DIDN'T NEED HIM CAUSE WHILE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE WAS VACANT SHE LEARNED TO EARN ENOUGH TO BREAK BREAD AND PAY RENT THE ARMY AWARDED HIM THE MEDAL OF HONOR HE NOW CLEANS TOILETS WITH A CRAMP IN HIS POSTURE 'YES SIR, NO MA'AM', KILL FOR THESE PEOPLE WITH HIS OWN HANDS CAN'T GET RESPECTED AS A GROWN MAN NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL WORKIN' POOR CAN'T AFFORD TO BRING HIS WOMAN HOME, NOTHING FROM THE STORE BUT ON THE FIRST SATURDAY OF EVERY MONTH SHE CAN WEAR THE BLUE DRESS AND EAT WHATEVER SHE WANT SHE'S QUEEN FOR A DAY AND NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT'S THE ONLY REASON HE HAS TO BREATH IN A WAY AND ON THAT NIGHT THEY WERE WAITIN' FOR A DISH HE EXCUSED HIMSELF FROM THE TABLE TO PISS AND IN HIS ABSENCE A YOUNG BAD MOTHERFUCKER STEP UP LIKE HE THINK HE JAMES CAGNEY OR SOMETHING SHE SAID, 'THAT'S MIGHTY KIND OF YA. BUT I'M A MARRIED WOMAN AND I'M HERE WITH MY HUSBAND.' HE GRABBED HER ARM AND TRIED TO HOLD FIRM SHE PULLED AWAY AND SAID, 'I ALREADY TOLD YOU SIR' HE DREW BACK, SLAPPED HER FACE GOT HIS BAR STOOL BACK AND TOSSED ANOTHER BREW BACK BOBBY RETURNED TO FIND TEARS IN HER EYES AND SHE'S SO SHOOK UP SHE CAN'T TELL HIM WHY GATHERED HER COMPOSURE, TOLD THE STORY BOBBY KEPT HIS WITS ABOUT HIM AND APPROACHED HIM CALMLY THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED INSIDE, HE SNAPPED AND STRUCK HIM SO HARD THAT HIS EYES ROLLED BACK AND HIS BODY COLLAPSED GRABBED HIM BY THE ARM PITS, LIFTED HIM AND DRUG HIM OUTSIDE IN THE BACK AND RIGHT THERE IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT BOBBY BEAT THE YOUNG MAN WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WHAT HE DID TO HIS WIFE I IMAGINE THAT STRAW WOULD BE ALL IT WOULD TAKE TO BREAK THE CAMEL'S BACK THEY ALL FLOCKED FROM INSIDE TO GET A SCENE JAWS DROPPED, THEY WERE TOO HORRIFIED TO INTERVENE HE HAD HIM FACE DOWN NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT CLEARED THE WHOLE PLAYGROUND SEE, BOBBY HAD ALREADY DID WHAT HIS HANDS COULD TOOK THE NEXT 10 MINUTES STRIPPING HIS MANHOOD BRUTALIZING HIM HE NOT GAY BUT HE HAD TO GO INSIDE OF HIM TO REALLY TAKE HIS PRIDE FROM HIM THE KID DISAPPEARED TO WHO-KNOWS-WHERE AND BOBBY AND HIS WIFE ETHAL STILL LIVE HERE AND THEY NEVER SPOKE ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF THEY LIFE THAT'S ALL THEY CALLED IT WAS 'THAT NIGHT'

From Live From The Chippie Bun Club by Brother Ali And BK-One
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Quote about Jealous Of Him: Belle And Sebastian Lazy Line Painter Jane A Century Of Elvis We were sitting in the living room on the sofa, the wrong way round, looking out the window. It was quiet, and then in the car park across the road we saw Elvis - look, there beside the postman's van, and he was walking round the postman's van, looking in the open door. He looked as if he was thinking about getting in, but then the postman came back, and he swaggered off, walked past the window and down the stairs, and then at the bottom of the stairs right by the caretaker's office, he started licking the pavement. Every night now since we moved in that new house there's this noise outside the door at just about half seven or eight o' clock every night. And if we go and look outside the door, Elvis'll be standing there waiting to be let in. And then he wanders into the living room, maybe sits down on one of the chairs or even lies down on the floor. He doesn't say much, he just stays there for an hour or two, watching the TV. We talk to him a bit, and then around ten o' clock, he'll go away again, and not co me back until the next night. There's a lot of lanes and stuff around here, around the house - although it's right in the middle of the city it seems quite like the country, it's dead hidden - safe I suppose, made for night living. There's a lot of squirrels and birds, and Stuart says he's seen about nine foxes there when he's jumped over the fence on his way to Prior's Road. Sometimes you can go out walking, and when you've been out for a wee while even you don't know where you are anymore, so it would be pretty hard for anyone else to find you. I suppose that's why he spends so much time there, that's why he's come to live there, or maybe it's just the squirrels. I read about somewhere that he likes squirrels quite a lot. There's these two videos that we got for wedding presents - called the e-files, e-files one and e-files two about how Elvis is supposed to be still alive. And one time when he came round we were watching one of those, but he didn't say anything he just sat on the armchair. He was playing w ith his collar a bit, and we watched it right through and then when it finished he just got up and walked off into the mist and didn't say anything. the first few times he came round I didn't speak to him at all, I wasn't really sure what to say. And Karen spoke to him quite a lot - she seemed to know what to do more than I do. He had quite a strange manner though, he'd go into your stuff and look through it, then he'd maybe pick something up and play with it for a wee while, but he'd never make any comment about any of it. Seemed pretty rude to me. I just watched whatever Karen did, and listened to how she talked to him and then, after a while I started to copy that, and tell him a few things, not really bothered about whether he responded or said anything back or not. I think the first time I spoke to him we were sitting up on the mezzanine and I said that I would tell him about me and wee Karen, and how it was that we'd come to be living there. I thought he probably liked the fact that we were living there because he came round so much, so I thought he might want to know how it was that it came about. We did it all over backwards, I told him. First of all we got to know each other, and then a while after that we met, and when we'd known each other for about seven years we decided to have an anniversary, and that went quite well, so after the anniversary we had a honeymoon, and that went well too, so after that we decided that we would get married. That's why we're living there now. I used to think my dad was Elvis, but I haven't told him that yet. I haven't told my dad either...
Belle And Sebastian Lazy Line Painter Jane A Century Of Elvis We were sitting in the living room on the sofa, the wrong way round, looking out the window. It was quiet, and then in the car park across the road we saw Elvis - look, there beside the postman's van, and he was walking round the postman's van, looking in the open door. He looked as if he was thinking about getting in, but then the postman came back, and he swaggered off, walked past the window and down the stairs, and then at the bottom of the stairs right by the caretaker's office, he started licking the pavement. Every night now since we moved in that new house there's this noise outside the door at just about half seven or eight o' clock every night. And if we go and look outside the door, Elvis'll be standing there waiting to be let in. And then he wanders into the living room, maybe sits down on one of the chairs or even lies down on the floor. He doesn't say much, he just stays there for an hour or two, watching the TV. We talk to him a bit, and then around ten o' clock, he'll go away again, and not co me back until the next night. There's a lot of lanes and stuff around here, around the house - although it's right in the middle of the city it seems quite like the country, it's dead hidden - safe I suppose, made for night living. There's a lot of squirrels and birds, and Stuart says he's seen about nine foxes there when he's jumped over the fence on his way to Prior's Road. Sometimes you can go out walking, and when you've been out for a wee while even you don't know where you are anymore, so it would be pretty hard for anyone else to find you. I suppose that's why he spends so much time there, that's why he's come to live there, or maybe it's just the squirrels. I read about somewhere that he likes squirrels quite a lot. There's these two videos that we got for wedding presents - called the e-files, e-files one and e-files two about how Elvis is supposed to be still alive. And one time when he came round we were watching one of those, but he didn't say anything he just sat on the armchair. He was playing w ith his collar a bit, and we watched it right through and then when it finished he just got up and walked off into the mist and didn't say anything. the first few times he came round I didn't speak to him at all, I wasn't really sure what to say. And Karen spoke to him quite a lot - she seemed to know what to do more than I do. He had quite a strange manner though, he'd go into your stuff and look through it, then he'd maybe pick something up and play with it for a wee while, but he'd never make any comment about any of it. Seemed pretty rude to me. I just watched whatever Karen did, and listened to how she talked to him and then, after a while I started to copy that, and tell him a few things, not really bothered about whether he responded or said anything back or not. I think the first time I spoke to him we were sitting up on the mezzanine and I said that I would tell him about me and wee Karen, and how it was that we'd come to be living there. I thought he probably liked the fact that we were living there because he came round so much, so I thought he might want to know how it was that it came about. We did it all over backwards, I told him. First of all we got to know each other, and then a while after that we met, and when we'd known each other for about seven years we decided to have an anniversary, and that went quite well, so after the anniversary we had a honeymoon, and that went well too, so after that we decided that we would get married. That's why we're living there now. I used to think my dad was Elvis, but I haven't told him that yet. I haven't told my dad either...

From A Century Of Elvis by Belle and Sebastian