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Race Car Large Quote: *CAR SPEEDS OFF* VERSE ONE: WC *POLICE SIRENS THROUGHOUT SONG* LAST MAN STANDIN', I'M SHOT BUT I CAN'T FEAR BLEEDIN' MY NIGGA'S FACE DOWN, STRETCHED OUT, NO LONGER BREATHIN' I'M SPEEDIN', PUMP EATIN', SWERVIN' IN THE G AND RED & BLUE LIGHTS AND SQUAD CARS IS ALL I'M SEEIN' I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS 'NO MOVES, NO ALTERCATIONS' NOW IT'S HALF A TANK A GAS AND A HOSTAGE SITUATION I'M FACIN', 25, WITH THE 'L' SO I'M STOMPIN' I CAN'T SHAKE ONE-TIME BITCH, I SWEAR I'M DUMPIN' HELICOPTERS TRAILIN' MY ASS, WON'T SURRENDER ONLY THANG I'M GIVIN' UP IS HOLLOW POINTS AND MIDDLE FINGERS WHOEVER SET THIS SHIT THE FUCK UP, DONE GOT US FUCKED UP RUNNIN' OUTTA TIME, AND SHIT OUTTA LUCK TAKE THAT! *2 GUNSHOTS* I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN MOTHAFUCKA'! TAKE THIS! *2 GUNSHOTS* MY CAR ROOF COULD SUCK MY DICK! I'M ON A HIGH-SPEED CHASE, WITH TWO MONEY BAGS, *WOMAN SCREAMS* AND A SCREAMIN' ASS BITCH IT'S ALL BAD! CHORUS: WC W/ COPS  'POSSIBLE 211 SUSPECT DRIVING SOUTHBOUND ON THE 215 DRIVING AN '84 CUTLASS SUPREME. BELIEVED TO BE ARMED. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'  IT'S ALL BAD!  'EVERYONE PROCEED WITH CAUTION, SUSPECT IS BELIEVED TO BE A BLACK MALE CARRYING FEMALE HOSTAGE. WE GOT A RUNNER FELLAS.'  IT'S ALL BAD! VERSE TWO: WC THEY TRYNNA CUT ME OFF AGAINST THE GUTTA' LANE TRYNNA RUN THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE BORDER MAN SIDE-SWIPED THE MOTHAFUCKIN' EL CAMINO! TRYNNA GET MY BLACK ASS UP OUTTA SAN BERNADINO I CATCH THE 215, TO THE 405 I'M CATCHIN' HELL TRYNNA MAKE IT TO THE 5 I LINE! THEY CUT ME OFF AGAIN I GOT TO GO THE OTHER WAY CHANNEL 5 IN THE SKY WE'LL TAKE *HELICOPTER SOUNDS* 'EM THROUGH L.A. *WOMAN SCREAMS THROUGHOUT* QUIT SCREAMIN' BITCH HO' YOU SLOWIN' ME DOWN, THEY AIN'T THINKIN' 'BOUT YO' ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP THE BITCH DIDN'T BUDGE, SO I SHOT HER, *WOMAN STOPS SCREAMING* 'BLA! BLA!' *WITH 2 GUNSHOTS* I KICKED THE DOOR OPEN *DOOR OPENS*, THREW HER BODY ON THE FREEWAY CONTINUED THE CHASE, WIPED THE BLOOD *DOOR CLOSES* OFF MY FACE LOOKIN' FOR AN EXIT AS SOON AS I RELOADS MY MAG' *RELOADS MAG* *CAR HORNS THROUGHOUT* STUCK IN HEAVY TRAFFIC... NIGGA IT'S ALL BAD! CHORUS: WC W/ COPS *CAR HORNS AND HELICOPTER SOUNDS*  *UNITELLIGIBLE* 'SUSPECT HAS JUST THROWN FEMALE HOSTAGE ON THE SIDE OF THE 605 FREEWAY. WE NOW HAVE HIM IN HEAVY TRAFFIC ON THE 105 HEADING WESTBOUND.'  IT'S ALL BAD!  'LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING PULLING 1-8 10 AND CENTRAL. HE MIGHT TRY AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY. TAKE THIS FUCKER.'  IT'S ALL BAD! VERSE 3: WC NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY GETAWAAAAAAY! FUCK A HOSTAGE, I'M DOIN' THIS THE NIGGA WAAAAAAY! I JUMPED OUT THE CAR, AND STARTED SQUEZZIN' THE TRIGGA' AND DUCKIN' AT 'EM, I'M BUSTIN' AT 'EM, LAUGHIN' AT 'EM, TRYNNA SPLAT 'EM, CUSSIN AT 'EM LIKE A TRUE FUCKIN' G IS SUPPOSED TA I'M BUSTIN' AT THE HELICOPTER AS I GET CLOSA' TRYNNA SHAKE 'EM OFF MY TAIL I MAKE'S MY WAY TO THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY NOW I'M CLIMBIN' OVER THE GUARD RAIL I'M A FELON, I CAN'T TAKE NO SHORTS I'M RUNNIN' DOWN IMPERIAL PAST IMPERIAL COURTS STOP TO CATCH MY BREATH 'TIL I HEARD THE DOGS BARKIN' NOW A NIGGA'S RUNNIN' PAST A NIGGA'S CIGARDENS I HEAR THE HELICOPTER CLOSIN' IN, YELLIN' 'FREEZE' BUT I'M YELLIN' BACK 'FUCK YOU!', HITTIN' 'EM UP WITH C'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR DYIN', NIGGA I'M HEARIN' SIRENS ON SIGHT, NO WARNINS THAT THESE COWARD'S 'LL BE FIRIN' I MADE MY WAY TO AVALON PEEPIN' ANY, GET IN THE CORNER I GOT'S TA THINK QUICK, OR I'M A GONER SAW THIS NIGGA SLIPPIN' IN A '98 AC-RIGHT *GUN COCKS, FOLLOWED BY A GUNSHOT* LEFT HIM BLEEDIN' AT THE LIGHT! NOW IT'S BACK ON, THE MONEY BAG FULL OF RICHES FUCK ONE-TIME, THAT GET IN MY WAY, I'M KILLIN' THESE BITCHES I'M DOIN' 85 LOC, THESE FOOLS CAN'T TOUCH ME CAME ACROSS WESTERN, HIT THE BACK AT KENTUCKY FISH TRAILIN', MASHIN' ON MY BRAKES I HAD TO STOP AWWW FUCK! AIN'T THIS A BITCH?! A ROAD BLOCK! BREAK: WC W/ COPS 'GET OUT THE CAR NOW I SAY, KEEP YOUR HANDS UP! GET OUT THE CAR NOW OR I'M FORCED TO SHOOT!' *GUN COCKS*  FUCK THAT...  HE'S MOVIN'!! HE'S MOVIN'!! *CAR SPEEDS OFF* *CAR HORNS UNTIL BEGINNING OF CHORUS* *ABOUT TWENTY GUNSHOTS*  'CEASE FIRE!! CEASE FIRE DAMNIT!!' CHORUS: WC IT'S ALL BAD! DEAD ON ARRIVAL! NIGGA IT'S ALL BAD! DEAD ON ARRIVAL! IT'S ALL BAD! IT'S ALL BAD! NIGGA WE ALL, DEAD ON ARRIVAL! *HELICOPTER FLIES BY*
*CAR SPEEDS OFF* VERSE ONE: WC *POLICE SIRENS THROUGHOUT SONG* LAST MAN STANDIN', I'M SHOT BUT I CAN'T FEAR BLEEDIN' MY NIGGA'S FACE DOWN, STRETCHED OUT, NO LONGER BREATHIN' I'M SPEEDIN', PUMP EATIN', SWERVIN' IN THE G AND RED & BLUE LIGHTS AND SQUAD CARS IS ALL I'M SEEIN' I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS 'NO MOVES, NO ALTERCATIONS' NOW IT'S HALF A TANK A GAS AND A HOSTAGE SITUATION I'M FACIN', 25, WITH THE 'L' SO I'M STOMPIN' I CAN'T SHAKE ONE-TIME BITCH, I SWEAR I'M DUMPIN' HELICOPTERS TRAILIN' MY ASS, WON'T SURRENDER ONLY THANG I'M GIVIN' UP IS HOLLOW POINTS AND MIDDLE FINGERS WHOEVER SET THIS SHIT THE FUCK UP, DONE GOT US FUCKED UP RUNNIN' OUTTA TIME, AND SHIT OUTTA LUCK TAKE THAT! *2 GUNSHOTS* I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN MOTHAFUCKA'! TAKE THIS! *2 GUNSHOTS* MY CAR ROOF COULD SUCK MY DICK! I'M ON A HIGH-SPEED CHASE, WITH TWO MONEY BAGS, *WOMAN SCREAMS* AND A SCREAMIN' ASS BITCH IT'S ALL BAD! CHORUS: WC W/ COPS 'POSSIBLE 211 SUSPECT DRIVING SOUTHBOUND ON THE 215 DRIVING AN '84 CUTLASS SUPREME. BELIEVED TO BE ARMED. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.' IT'S ALL BAD! 'EVERYONE PROCEED WITH CAUTION, SUSPECT IS BELIEVED TO BE A BLACK MALE CARRYING FEMALE HOSTAGE. WE GOT A RUNNER FELLAS.' IT'S ALL BAD! VERSE TWO: WC THEY TRYNNA CUT ME OFF AGAINST THE GUTTA' LANE TRYNNA RUN THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE BORDER MAN SIDE-SWIPED THE MOTHAFUCKIN' EL CAMINO! TRYNNA GET MY BLACK ASS UP OUTTA SAN BERNADINO I CATCH THE 215, TO THE 405 I'M CATCHIN' HELL TRYNNA MAKE IT TO THE 5 I LINE! THEY CUT ME OFF AGAIN I GOT TO GO THE OTHER WAY CHANNEL 5 IN THE SKY WE'LL TAKE *HELICOPTER SOUNDS* 'EM THROUGH L.A. *WOMAN SCREAMS THROUGHOUT* QUIT SCREAMIN' BITCH HO' YOU SLOWIN' ME DOWN, THEY AIN'T THINKIN' 'BOUT YO' ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP THE BITCH DIDN'T BUDGE, SO I SHOT HER, *WOMAN STOPS SCREAMING* 'BLA! BLA!' *WITH 2 GUNSHOTS* I KICKED THE DOOR OPEN *DOOR OPENS*, THREW HER BODY ON THE FREEWAY CONTINUED THE CHASE, WIPED THE BLOOD *DOOR CLOSES* OFF MY FACE LOOKIN' FOR AN EXIT AS SOON AS I RELOADS MY MAG' *RELOADS MAG* *CAR HORNS THROUGHOUT* STUCK IN HEAVY TRAFFIC... NIGGA IT'S ALL BAD! CHORUS: WC W/ COPS *CAR HORNS AND HELICOPTER SOUNDS* *UNITELLIGIBLE* 'SUSPECT HAS JUST THROWN FEMALE HOSTAGE ON THE SIDE OF THE 605 FREEWAY. WE NOW HAVE HIM IN HEAVY TRAFFIC ON THE 105 HEADING WESTBOUND.' IT'S ALL BAD! 'LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING PULLING 1-8 10 AND CENTRAL. HE MIGHT TRY AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY. TAKE THIS FUCKER.' IT'S ALL BAD! VERSE 3: WC NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY GETAWAAAAAAY! FUCK A HOSTAGE, I'M DOIN' THIS THE NIGGA WAAAAAAY! I JUMPED OUT THE CAR, AND STARTED SQUEZZIN' THE TRIGGA' AND DUCKIN' AT 'EM, I'M BUSTIN' AT 'EM, LAUGHIN' AT 'EM, TRYNNA SPLAT 'EM, CUSSIN AT 'EM LIKE A TRUE FUCKIN' G IS SUPPOSED TA I'M BUSTIN' AT THE HELICOPTER AS I GET CLOSA' TRYNNA SHAKE 'EM OFF MY TAIL I MAKE'S MY WAY TO THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY NOW I'M CLIMBIN' OVER THE GUARD RAIL I'M A FELON, I CAN'T TAKE NO SHORTS I'M RUNNIN' DOWN IMPERIAL PAST IMPERIAL COURTS STOP TO CATCH MY BREATH 'TIL I HEARD THE DOGS BARKIN' NOW A NIGGA'S RUNNIN' PAST A NIGGA'S CIGARDENS I HEAR THE HELICOPTER CLOSIN' IN, YELLIN' 'FREEZE' BUT I'M YELLIN' BACK 'FUCK YOU!', HITTIN' 'EM UP WITH C'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR DYIN', NIGGA I'M HEARIN' SIRENS ON SIGHT, NO WARNINS THAT THESE COWARD'S 'LL BE FIRIN' I MADE MY WAY TO AVALON PEEPIN' ANY, GET IN THE CORNER I GOT'S TA THINK QUICK, OR I'M A GONER SAW THIS NIGGA SLIPPIN' IN A '98 AC-RIGHT *GUN COCKS, FOLLOWED BY A GUNSHOT* LEFT HIM BLEEDIN' AT THE LIGHT! NOW IT'S BACK ON, THE MONEY BAG FULL OF RICHES FUCK ONE-TIME, THAT GET IN MY WAY, I'M KILLIN' THESE BITCHES I'M DOIN' 85 LOC, THESE FOOLS CAN'T TOUCH ME CAME ACROSS WESTERN, HIT THE BACK AT KENTUCKY FISH TRAILIN', MASHIN' ON MY BRAKES I HAD TO STOP AWWW FUCK! AIN'T THIS A BITCH?! A ROAD BLOCK! BREAK: WC W/ COPS 'GET OUT THE CAR NOW I SAY, KEEP YOUR HANDS UP! GET OUT THE CAR NOW OR I'M FORCED TO SHOOT!' *GUN COCKS* FUCK THAT... HE'S MOVIN'!! HE'S MOVIN'!! *CAR SPEEDS OFF* *CAR HORNS UNTIL BEGINNING OF CHORUS* *ABOUT TWENTY GUNSHOTS* 'CEASE FIRE!! CEASE FIRE DAMNIT!!' CHORUS: WC IT'S ALL BAD! DEAD ON ARRIVAL! NIGGA IT'S ALL BAD! DEAD ON ARRIVAL! IT'S ALL BAD! IT'S ALL BAD! NIGGA WE ALL, DEAD ON ARRIVAL! *HELICOPTER FLIES BY*

From It's All Bad by WC
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Quote about Race Car Large: HEY GIRL, YOU KNOW, OUR ECONOMY'S IN THE TOILET<BR /> BUT I'M STILL GONNA TREAT YOU RIGHT<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TATER TOTS, COLD DUCK ON ICE<BR /> AND WE CAN CLIP COUPONS ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER ANYWHERE THAT YOU PLEASE<BR /> LIKE BURGER KING OR MICKEY D'S<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LARGE FRIES, LARGE FRIES<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY, YOU SHOULD KNOW I AM REALLY QUITE A SWEET GUY<BR /> WHEN I BUY YOU BATHROOM TISSUE, I ALWAYS GET THE 2-PLY<BR /> WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT, MY DEAR<BR /> I GOT MY COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD RIGHT HERE<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE TOP RAMEN? NEED TOP RAMEN?<BR /> GOT A CUPBOARD FULL OF 'EM, I'LL KEEP 'EM COMIN'<BR /> YOU WANT IT, I GOT IT, GO GET IT, JUST HEAT IT<BR /> DUMP THE FLAVOR PACKET ON IT AND EAT IT<BR /> <BR /> PORK AND BEANS AND MINUTE RICE<BR /> AND WE CAN PLAY CRIBBAGE ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LAUNDROMAT DOWNTOWN<BR /> AND WATCH ALL THE CLOTHES GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND<BR /> AND BABY WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> HOTTEST SHORTY I KNOW, IF YOU HAD SOME LIPO<BR /> YOU COULD BE SECOND RUNNER-UP MISS OHIO<BR /> SEVEN DOLLAR BILLS ROLLED UP INSIDE MY PLASTIC BILLFOLD<BR /> BUY YOU A BAGEL EVEN IF IT IS A DAY OLD<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU NEVER EVER GOTTA WEAR YOUR SISTER'S OLD CLOTHES<BR /> LONG AS I'M STILL ASSISTANT MANAGER AT KINKO'S<BR /> CUT YOUR HAIR WITH SCISSORS AND A SOUP BOWL<BR /> YOU AIN'T GOTTA PAY ME, THAT'S THE WAY THAT I ROLL<BR /> <BR /> MY CHICK CAN HAVE WHAT SHE WANT<BR /> AT WAL-MART SHE CAN PICK OUT ANYTHING SHE WANT<BR /> I KNOW GIRL, YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A MAN LIKE THAT<BR /> WHO DOESN'T MAKE YOU BUY GENERIC BRAND LIKE THAT<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE MY HYUNDAI? SEE MY HYUNDAI?<BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO SEE YOUR COUSIN PHIL NEXT SUNDAY<BR /> BUT THAT'S KINDA FAR AND I'M NOT MADE OF CASH<BR /> DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CHIP IN FOR GAS?<BR /> <BR /> MAC AND CHEESE WOULD BE ALL RIGHT<BR /> BUT LET'S SEND OUT FOR PIZZA TONIGHT<BR /> AND YOU CAN ORDER ANY TOPPINGS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LAST SLICE, LAST SLICE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> RAN MYSELF A CABLE FROM MY NEIGHBOR NEXT DO', DO'<BR /> NOW I CAN GET FREE HBO<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU CAN ALWAYS RIDE THE CITY BUS<BR /> GOT A STACK OF TOKENS JUST FOR US<BR /> YO, MY WALLET'S FAT AND FULL OF ONES<BR /> YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WASHINGTONS, THAT'S RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> YOU WANT WHITE CASTLE? NEED WHITE CASTLE?<BR /> LONG AS YOU GOT ME IT WON'T BE NO HASSLE<BR /> YOU WANT IT, WELL GET IT, JUST DON'T BE A HATER<BR /> IF I GRAB A BUNCH OF NAPKINS FOR LATER<BR /> <BR /> THRIFT STORE JEANS, ON SALE HALF PRICE<BR /> THE UNDERWEAR AT GOODWILL IS NICE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU PLEASE<BR /> EVEN SHARE MY GOVERNMENT CHEESE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN GO HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR />
HEY GIRL, YOU KNOW, OUR ECONOMY'S IN THE TOILET<BR /> BUT I'M STILL GONNA TREAT YOU RIGHT<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TATER TOTS, COLD DUCK ON ICE<BR /> AND WE CAN CLIP COUPONS ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER ANYWHERE THAT YOU PLEASE<BR /> LIKE BURGER KING OR MICKEY D'S<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LARGE FRIES, LARGE FRIES<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY, YOU SHOULD KNOW I AM REALLY QUITE A SWEET GUY<BR /> WHEN I BUY YOU BATHROOM TISSUE, I ALWAYS GET THE 2-PLY<BR /> WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT, MY DEAR<BR /> I GOT MY COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD RIGHT HERE<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE TOP RAMEN? NEED TOP RAMEN?<BR /> GOT A CUPBOARD FULL OF 'EM, I'LL KEEP 'EM COMIN'<BR /> YOU WANT IT, I GOT IT, GO GET IT, JUST HEAT IT<BR /> DUMP THE FLAVOR PACKET ON IT AND EAT IT<BR /> <BR /> PORK AND BEANS AND MINUTE RICE<BR /> AND WE CAN PLAY CRIBBAGE ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LAUNDROMAT DOWNTOWN<BR /> AND WATCH ALL THE CLOTHES GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND<BR /> AND BABY WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> HOTTEST SHORTY I KNOW, IF YOU HAD SOME LIPO<BR /> YOU COULD BE SECOND RUNNER-UP MISS OHIO<BR /> SEVEN DOLLAR BILLS ROLLED UP INSIDE MY PLASTIC BILLFOLD<BR /> BUY YOU A BAGEL EVEN IF IT IS A DAY OLD<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU NEVER EVER GOTTA WEAR YOUR SISTER'S OLD CLOTHES<BR /> LONG AS I'M STILL ASSISTANT MANAGER AT KINKO'S<BR /> CUT YOUR HAIR WITH SCISSORS AND A SOUP BOWL<BR /> YOU AIN'T GOTTA PAY ME, THAT'S THE WAY THAT I ROLL<BR /> <BR /> MY CHICK CAN HAVE WHAT SHE WANT<BR /> AT WAL-MART SHE CAN PICK OUT ANYTHING SHE WANT<BR /> I KNOW GIRL, YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A MAN LIKE THAT<BR /> WHO DOESN'T MAKE YOU BUY GENERIC BRAND LIKE THAT<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE MY HYUNDAI? SEE MY HYUNDAI?<BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO SEE YOUR COUSIN PHIL NEXT SUNDAY<BR /> BUT THAT'S KINDA FAR AND I'M NOT MADE OF CASH<BR /> DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CHIP IN FOR GAS?<BR /> <BR /> MAC AND CHEESE WOULD BE ALL RIGHT<BR /> BUT LET'S SEND OUT FOR PIZZA TONIGHT<BR /> AND YOU CAN ORDER ANY TOPPINGS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LAST SLICE, LAST SLICE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> RAN MYSELF A CABLE FROM MY NEIGHBOR NEXT DO', DO'<BR /> NOW I CAN GET FREE HBO<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU CAN ALWAYS RIDE THE CITY BUS<BR /> GOT A STACK OF TOKENS JUST FOR US<BR /> YO, MY WALLET'S FAT AND FULL OF ONES<BR /> YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WASHINGTONS, THAT'S RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> YOU WANT WHITE CASTLE? NEED WHITE CASTLE?<BR /> LONG AS YOU GOT ME IT WON'T BE NO HASSLE<BR /> YOU WANT IT, WELL GET IT, JUST DON'T BE A HATER<BR /> IF I GRAB A BUNCH OF NAPKINS FOR LATER<BR /> <BR /> THRIFT STORE JEANS, ON SALE HALF PRICE<BR /> THE UNDERWEAR AT GOODWILL IS NICE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU PLEASE<BR /> EVEN SHARE MY GOVERNMENT CHEESE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN GO HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR />

From Whatever You Like by Weird Al Yankovic