Shady Aftermath Quotes

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Shady Aftermath Quotes: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE  MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE  WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?  I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?  WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE...  YA'LL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A WHITE PERSON BEFORE  JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY JUST BURST IN THE DOOR  STARTED WHOOPIN HER ASS WORST THAN BEFORE  THEY FIRST WERE DIRVORCED SOLD HER OLD FURNITURE  IT'S THE RETURN OF THE  'AWWW WAIT, NO WAY, YOUR KIDDING  HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID, DID HE?'  AND DR DRE SAID...  NOTHING YOU IDIOTS DR DRE'S DEAD HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT  FEMINIST WOMEN LOVED EMINEM  CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY I'M SICK OF HIM  LOOK AT HIM WALKING AROUND GRABING HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT  FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO  YEAH I PROBABLY GOT A COUPLE OF SCREWS UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE  BUT NO WORSE THAN WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOMS  SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON TV AND LET LOOSE,  BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S COOL FOR TOM GREEN TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE  'MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS  AND IF IM LUCKY U MIGHT JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS'  AND THAT'S THE MESSEGE WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS  AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMEN'S *VAGINA* IS  OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS  BY THE TIME THEY HIT 4TH GRADE,  THEY GOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL DON'T THEY?  WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, WELL SOME OF US CANNIBALS  WHO *RIP* OTHER PEOPLE OPEN LIKE CANOLOPES  BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES  THEN THERES NO REASON THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN CAN'T ELOPE  BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL I GOT THE ANTADOITE  WOMEN WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE, SING THE CHORUS  AND IT GOOOOESSS  I'M SLIM SHADY  YES I'M THE REAL SHADY  ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING  SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY...  PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP  CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY  YES I'M THE REAL SHADY  ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING  SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY...  PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP  WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS  WELL I DO, SO *F---* HIM AND *F---* YOU TOO  YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY?  HALF OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME, LET ALONE STAND ME  WHY? SO YOU GUYS CAN JUST LIE TO GET ME HERE?  SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS  S--- CHRISTINA AGUILERA BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS  SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO CARSON DAILY AND FRED DURST  AND HEAR THEM ARGUE OVER WHO SHE GAVE *HEAD* TO FIRST  LITTLE *BITCH* PUT ME ON BLAST ON MTV  I SHOULD DOWNLOAD A AUDIO ON MP3  AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM *HEAD*  I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE GOLDEN BOY GROUPS ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME  SO I BEEN SENT IN HERE TO DESTROY YOU  AND THERE'S A MILLION OF US JUST LIKE ME  WHO CUSS LIKE ME  WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A *F---* LIKE ME  WHO DRESS LIKE ME  WALK, TALK AND ACT LIKE ME  IT JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT BEST THING  BUT NOT QUITE ME  I'M LIKE A HEADTRIP TO LISTEN TO  CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVING YOU  THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE YOUR LIVING ROOM  THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I GOT THE BALLS TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF YA'LL  AND I DON'T GOT TO BE FALSE OR SUGAR COAT IT AT ALL  I JUST GET ON THE MIC AND SPIT IT  WHEATHER YOU LIKE TO ADMIT IT  I'M BETTER THAN 90% OF YOU RAPPERS OUT THERE  THEN YOU WANNA OUTKIN KIDS LIKE THESE ALBUMS LIKE  ITS FUNNY CUZ THE RATE IM GOING WHEN I'M 30  I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE NURSING HOME FLIRTING  PINCHING NURSES ASSES WHEN I'M *HARD* JERKIN I'M JERKING  BUT THIS WHOLE BAG OF VIAGRA ISN'T WORKING  AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS A SLIM SHADY LURKIN  HE COULD BE WORKIN AT BURGER KING SPITTEN ON YOUR ONION RINGS  WERE IN THE PARKING LOT CIRCLING  SCREAMING I DON'T GIVE A *F---*  WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN AND SYSTEM UP  SO WILL THE REAL SHADY, PLEASE STAND UP  AND PUT ONE OF THOSE FINGERS ON EACH HAND UP  AND TO BE PROUD TO OUT OF YOUR MIND AND OUT OF CONTROL  AND ONE MORE TIME, LOUD AS YOU CAN, HOW DOES IT GO?
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE... YA'LL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A WHITE PERSON BEFORE JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY JUST BURST IN THE DOOR STARTED WHOOPIN HER ASS WORST THAN BEFORE THEY FIRST WERE DIRVORCED SOLD HER OLD FURNITURE IT'S THE RETURN OF THE 'AWWW WAIT, NO WAY, YOUR KIDDING HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID, DID HE?' AND DR DRE SAID... NOTHING YOU IDIOTS DR DRE'S DEAD HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT FEMINIST WOMEN LOVED EMINEM CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY I'M SICK OF HIM LOOK AT HIM WALKING AROUND GRABING HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO YEAH I PROBABLY GOT A COUPLE OF SCREWS UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE BUT NO WORSE THAN WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOMS SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON TV AND LET LOOSE, BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S COOL FOR TOM GREEN TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE 'MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS AND IF IM LUCKY U MIGHT JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS' AND THAT'S THE MESSEGE WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMEN'S *VAGINA* IS OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS BY THE TIME THEY HIT 4TH GRADE, THEY GOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL DON'T THEY? WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, WELL SOME OF US CANNIBALS WHO *RIP* OTHER PEOPLE OPEN LIKE CANOLOPES BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES THEN THERES NO REASON THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN CAN'T ELOPE BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL I GOT THE ANTADOITE WOMEN WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE, SING THE CHORUS AND IT GOOOOESSS I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY... PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY... PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS WELL I DO, SO *F---* HIM AND *F---* YOU TOO YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY? HALF OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME, LET ALONE STAND ME WHY? SO YOU GUYS CAN JUST LIE TO GET ME HERE? SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS S--- CHRISTINA AGUILERA BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO CARSON DAILY AND FRED DURST AND HEAR THEM ARGUE OVER WHO SHE GAVE *HEAD* TO FIRST LITTLE *BITCH* PUT ME ON BLAST ON MTV I SHOULD DOWNLOAD A AUDIO ON MP3 AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM *HEAD* I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE GOLDEN BOY GROUPS ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME SO I BEEN SENT IN HERE TO DESTROY YOU AND THERE'S A MILLION OF US JUST LIKE ME WHO CUSS LIKE ME WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A *F---* LIKE ME WHO DRESS LIKE ME WALK, TALK AND ACT LIKE ME IT JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT BEST THING BUT NOT QUITE ME I'M LIKE A HEADTRIP TO LISTEN TO CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVING YOU THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE YOUR LIVING ROOM THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I GOT THE BALLS TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF YA'LL AND I DON'T GOT TO BE FALSE OR SUGAR COAT IT AT ALL I JUST GET ON THE MIC AND SPIT IT WHEATHER YOU LIKE TO ADMIT IT I'M BETTER THAN 90% OF YOU RAPPERS OUT THERE THEN YOU WANNA OUTKIN KIDS LIKE THESE ALBUMS LIKE ITS FUNNY CUZ THE RATE IM GOING WHEN I'M 30 I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE NURSING HOME FLIRTING PINCHING NURSES ASSES WHEN I'M *HARD* JERKIN I'M JERKING BUT THIS WHOLE BAG OF VIAGRA ISN'T WORKING AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS A SLIM SHADY LURKIN HE COULD BE WORKIN AT BURGER KING SPITTEN ON YOUR ONION RINGS WERE IN THE PARKING LOT CIRCLING SCREAMING I DON'T GIVE A *F---* WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN AND SYSTEM UP SO WILL THE REAL SHADY, PLEASE STAND UP AND PUT ONE OF THOSE FINGERS ON EACH HAND UP AND TO BE PROUD TO OUT OF YOUR MIND AND OUT OF CONTROL AND ONE MORE TIME, LOUD AS YOU CAN, HOW DOES IT GO?

From Intro (Slim Shady) by Eminem
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Sayings about Shady Aftermath: CRIP NIGGAS DON'T LIKE YA BLOOD NIGGAS OR S.A's-ESPECIALLY THIS ASIAN OR DOMINICANS-& PUERTO RICANS, CUZ YOU A WHITE BOY NO JAMAICANS-LATIN KINGS, DISCIPLES, VICELORDS, HATIANS THEY HATE YA-ALL THESE MUTHAFUCCAS ON DEY RAS KASS WITH A 40 GLOCC BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING-I WAS ON LOCC DATS WHY DA WESTCOAST FELL OFF DA STREETS BEEN ROTTEN-WAITING FOR ME TO GET OUT AND FRESHEN IT UP WHILE YOU WAS ASLEEP IN COCCTON-I GET COMPED MANG-DA AFTERMATH I'M STILL HERE DA FREE BEATS STILL KNOCCING-LIL NATE DOGG YOU DOING YOUR THANG SINGING LIKE STANK SINATRA AT DA OPERA-
CRIP NIGGAS DON'T LIKE YA BLOOD NIGGAS OR S.A's-ESPECIALLY THIS ASIAN OR DOMINICANS-& PUERTO RICANS, CUZ YOU A WHITE BOY NO JAMAICANS-LATIN KINGS, DISCIPLES, VICELORDS, HATIANS THEY HATE YA-ALL THESE MUTHAFUCCAS ON DEY RAS KASS WITH A 40 GLOCC BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING-I WAS ON LOCC DATS WHY DA WESTCOAST FELL OFF DA STREETS BEEN ROTTEN-WAITING FOR ME TO GET OUT AND FRESHEN IT UP WHILE YOU WAS ASLEEP IN COCCTON-I GET COMPED MANG-DA AFTERMATH I'M STILL HERE DA FREE BEATS STILL KNOCCING-LIL NATE DOGG YOU DOING YOUR THANG SINGING LIKE STANK SINATRA AT DA OPERA-"D.P.G" DAT SHIT AIN'T POPPIN-YOU AIN'T GOT NO CALIFORNIA LOVE FUCCIN YOUR DICCHEAD TO SOME COCC SHIT-YOU KNOW WHERE TIFF WENT I BEEN HAD HER WESTSIDE CONNECTION ON LOCC BITCH-WE TOOK YOU BACC LIKE THE REARVIEW WITH THE GUNS COCCING-MUTHAFUCCAS GONNA PUT THEM 187 RED COOL SPOTS ON YOUR HEAD WITH THE MAK 11 DA FOXX LIGHTING ROD MANG-YOU'S A CHICCEN HEAD-ALL COCCA DOODLE FED-A CAPON DAT NEED A CAPTAIN SAVE A! HOOKAH WHILE SHE HANGING ON MY DICCHEAD-THAT'S WHAT NATE DOGG SAID-FROM DA HEAVENS-THAT EVERYWHERE HE GO-HE SEE YOU DA SAME HOE-IS IT CUZ YOU MIGHT BE BROKE?-SELLING A VERSE FOR 5 RACCS I THINK SO-OR SOON TO BE HOE-AND DID YOU LIGHT A FIRE UNDER DEXTER WIGGLERS ASS?-LIKE EAZY-E SAID YOU'S HIS FAKE TOOTH-DA PROOF?-DA DAMU'S IN DA PEN SAY YOU AIN'T BOOL-YOU BEEN COMING UP SHORT WITH THE FLOW ON YOUR WILLOWBROOK?-YOU COMING UP SHORT LIKE WILLOW HOOK-WHAT DA FUCC HAPPEND TO YOU?- WE DON'T NEED TO GET A CLUE-NOW YO GOTTA TUCC YOUR CHAIN IN LIKE D.J POOH-YOU RED FROM FRIDAY PART TWO-WHAT HAPPEND TO ZEUS?-YOU FLOPPED LIKE DEEBO WITH A BRICC IN YOUR HEAD THAT'S AT LEAST FRIDAY PART TWO-KNOCCED YOU LIKE FIVE SHOTS NOW YOU NEED THE JUICE-I HEARD YOU SNITCHED ON JIMMY HENCHMEN TOO-WHETHER OR NOT CESAR DON'T KNOW YOU-I'M STILL RIGHT HERE AT THE END OF BROOKLYN AVENUE-NOT QUITE THE DEADEND BITCH ASS NIGGA BUT THAT'S WHERE I'LL PLACE YOU-YOU HELLA RED NO BLOOD- YOU HOT CUZ YOU FLOP NOW YOU A NO ONE-WHAT HAPPEND TO ONE BLOOD-WHERE YOU NEEDED THE DOC AND JIMMY TO CARRY YOU DUMB PUNK-LIKE I TOLD YOU ON TWITTER THIS AIN'T NO GAME-NO PUN-YOU FUCC WITH ME YOU GET SLUMPED-YOU SEE I'M STILL HERE ON MY EVIL EASTSIDE IN DA SLUMS-WHERE YOUR ADDRESS AT CUHZZ?-YOU'S A SNAKE IN THE GRASS-BUT I'M READY FOR YA I BEEN ON MY TAK'S-LIKE NAKAMOTO BACC-HIT YA WITH DAT KAMODO FAST-BURN YA IN DA GRASS-LIKE A HIPPIE SACC-DA COLORS DA COLORS SET TRIP LIKE COLORS-WHERE DA DUECES DON'T ! LOVE YA BRUTHA-YOU SEE I BEEN IN DA PEN FOR TO LONG WHILE YOU WAS ASLEEP IN TORRANCE I MEAN COMPTON-YA FELL OFF DAT SO CALLED TOP HUB LIKE RUSTY CAP-WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HUB CITY FANS-I HEARD THEY GONNA LEAVE YA HEAD CUT OFF ON GREENLEAF MUTHAFUCCAH I'M KAZE-YOU OVERDOSED LIKE DRE'S SON IRONICALLY FOR BEING A BLACC HATER A NEO NATZI- WHAT YEAR OF DA WOLF-DA WILDSIDE DON'T LIKE YOU-HOES WITH ATTITUDE A.K.A BLOOD MOON-NOBODY ON DA WESTSIDE HEARS OR FEARS YOU-DA ONLY STRIPES YOU GOT IS WITH TYGA'S BITCH ASS-YA'LL A BUNCH A SCARY ASS ZEBRAS TO THIS LION MAN-YOU WON'T BE PLAYING JOHN MADDEN IN THIS DOPE SPOT I MAKE YA GO FLAG LEFT-GO DEEP IN THE FUNZONE CATCH SOME BALLS TO DA DEATH-YOU SAID "WE AIN'T" BUT IT'S REALLY TILL YA LAST BREATH-HOMIE I AIN'T BRAGGING BUT I DROPPED AT LEAST FIVE-RUN UP ON ME YOU'LL CATCH DA NEXT FLIGHT ON DAT BLACC 745-YOU MIGHT BE SPIKE LEE OF THIS GUN CLAPPING-NAW MORE LIKE BRANDON LEE YOU A ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEND-PRIOR TO RAPPIN-YOU WAS IN COLLEGE SELLIN NICCLE & DIME BAGGIES-WHAT TRAFFIC?-GOT KICCED OUT OF COLLEGE LIKE AFTERMATH/INTERSCOPE & AIN'T SEEN IN TRAFFIC-LIKE THEM HOLLOW TIPS YOU DISSAPEARED FROM COMPTON LIKE HOUDINI-DATS WHY THEM CARE BEARS SAY YOU A WEENIE-IS YOU STILL HIDING IN TORRANCE?-DATS SO FRIENDLY LIKE TOURIST-YOU HURTING LIKE AFTER A PUNKS FIRST TIME WITH! A TORN ASS-THE YEAR OF THE WOLF? NAW JUST DA YEAR OF DA TORTOISE-DA WAY YOU BE SELLING YOU GONNA NEED A STATE TORT TRICC-I'M FROM EAST L.A IT'S JUST LIKE COMPTON WHERE KILLAZ SHOOT OR STAY BORED CITCH-IN THE 80'S AND 90'S I STAY ON DA N.B.A COURT RIP-WHERE THERE'S A LOT OF SHOOTING GOING ON-BUT AIN'T NO JERSEYS BEING PUT ON-WHERE OUR GUNS PLAY KING JAMES- WHOEVER IS NOT WORTHY THEY MAGICALLY FADE AWAY-LIKE THE GAME-THE LAME-IT'S THE SAME THANG-NO NEED FOR THE CHINA MAN TO SAY DA DAMN THANG-YOUR WESTSIDE STORY HAS BEEN OVER NO NEED FOR REPLAY-WE PUSHED ALL OF YOUR BUTTONS BUT THE ONLY ONE WE WON'T PUSH IS PLAY-GAME OVER NO CONTINUES SAYS THIS GAME GENIE FOR THE GAME-A.K.A THE LAME-I'M THE MASTER OF THE GAME-

From The Lame (Game DIss) by Kazeloon
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Shady Aftermath Quotes: AS YOU LOOK OUT YOUR EYES AND YOU SEE THE WORLD AND YOU PUT FOOD IN YOUR FACE AND TAKE WHAT YOU WANT THIS IS YOU AND YOUR FORCE OF WILL OVER EVERYTHING COULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR GUNS MAKE IT ALL RIGHT JUST START WITH ONE IT'S A NATURAL PAIN WE ALL GO THROUGH WHEN YOU THROW UP YOUR HANDS GOT A HEAD FULL OF DREAD REMEMBER WHO'S WEAKER  WHEN THE WORLD DON'T SEEM TO WORK WHO YOU TURN TO ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN DON'T YOU KNOW ALL THE CLOCKS COULD STOP THE PIANO MIGHT SINK BENEATH THE WAVES ALL THE PAIN WANTS TO WEEP ITS WAY OUT WILL THE SUN BE ENOUGH TO DRY THE RAIN  THIS FIGHT THAT YOU'VE BECOME DON'T MAKE IT HARD JUST DROP YOUR GUNS IF YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE A BREAK WHAT MAKES YOU WAIT AS I LOOK OUT MY EYES AND I SEE THE CLOUDS GO BY EVER SO NATURAL IN A CLEAR BLUE SKY FREE SET YOUR TROUBLES FREE GIVE IT UP YOU CALCULATE YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT WHEN YOUR FACE IS TWENTY SHADES OF RED FOR LOVE'S SAKE CHILL YOUR FEIST  FEISTY DOUBLE THINK TWICE BETTER LISTEN TO YOUR HEAD AS YOU LOOK OUT YOUR EYES FROM A DEEPER PLACE INSIDE DON'T MAKE IT HARD JUST DROP YOUR GUNS BULLETS LIKE WORDS ARE CHEAP WHEN THEY'RE SHOT WITHOUT A THOUGHT FOR THE AFTERMATH SOMEONE'S LOSING A HEART DON'T MAKE IT  WHY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT HARD  GIVE US ALL A F'N BREAK FREEKIN BREAK FREEKIN FREEKIN BREAK DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT HARD HAVE A NICE DAY DAY, DAY NIGHT DON'T YOU MAKE IT HARD WON'T YOU HANG UP YOUR GUNS BULLETS LIKE WORDS ARE CHEAP WHEN THEY'RE SHOT WHO YOU HURT WON'T YOU HANG UP YOUR GUNS BULLETS LIKE WORDS ARE CHEAP WHEN THEY'RE SHOT WITHOUT A THOUGHT FOR THE AFTERMATH SOMEONE'S LOSING A HEART DON'T MAKE IT HARD
AS YOU LOOK OUT YOUR EYES AND YOU SEE THE WORLD AND YOU PUT FOOD IN YOUR FACE AND TAKE WHAT YOU WANT THIS IS YOU AND YOUR FORCE OF WILL OVER EVERYTHING COULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR GUNS MAKE IT ALL RIGHT JUST START WITH ONE IT'S A NATURAL PAIN WE ALL GO THROUGH WHEN YOU THROW UP YOUR HANDS GOT A HEAD FULL OF DREAD REMEMBER WHO'S WEAKER WHEN THE WORLD DON'T SEEM TO WORK WHO YOU TURN TO ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN DON'T YOU KNOW ALL THE CLOCKS COULD STOP THE PIANO MIGHT SINK BENEATH THE WAVES ALL THE PAIN WANTS TO WEEP ITS WAY OUT WILL THE SUN BE ENOUGH TO DRY THE RAIN THIS FIGHT THAT YOU'VE BECOME DON'T MAKE IT HARD JUST DROP YOUR GUNS IF YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE A BREAK WHAT MAKES YOU WAIT AS I LOOK OUT MY EYES AND I SEE THE CLOUDS GO BY EVER SO NATURAL IN A CLEAR BLUE SKY FREE SET YOUR TROUBLES FREE GIVE IT UP YOU CALCULATE YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT WHEN YOUR FACE IS TWENTY SHADES OF RED FOR LOVE'S SAKE CHILL YOUR FEIST FEISTY DOUBLE THINK TWICE BETTER LISTEN TO YOUR HEAD AS YOU LOOK OUT YOUR EYES FROM A DEEPER PLACE INSIDE DON'T MAKE IT HARD JUST DROP YOUR GUNS BULLETS LIKE WORDS ARE CHEAP WHEN THEY'RE SHOT WITHOUT A THOUGHT FOR THE AFTERMATH SOMEONE'S LOSING A HEART DON'T MAKE IT WHY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT HARD GIVE US ALL A F'N BREAK FREEKIN BREAK FREEKIN FREEKIN BREAK DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT HARD HAVE A NICE DAY DAY, DAY NIGHT DON'T YOU MAKE IT HARD WON'T YOU HANG UP YOUR GUNS BULLETS LIKE WORDS ARE CHEAP WHEN THEY'RE SHOT WHO YOU HURT WON'T YOU HANG UP YOUR GUNS BULLETS LIKE WORDS ARE CHEAP WHEN THEY'RE SHOT WITHOUT A THOUGHT FOR THE AFTERMATH SOMEONE'S LOSING A HEART DON'T MAKE IT HARD

From Don't Make It Hard by Tones™
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Shady Aftermath Sayings: HOW MANY NIGGAS HOLD THEY HEAT LIKE RULE? SIDEARM, BARREL TA MOUTH TA BLOW YA HEAD OUT THROUGH THA SOUTH, AN' LET 'LIL J GET TA AIRIN' YA OUT. AN' IF THERE'S ANY CHANGE LEFT I TOSS YA ON DOWN TA THA WEST, AN' LET THA ROAD RIDE DOWN ON YA CALIFORNIA, LOVE IS WHAT YA CRAVE SO ON YA GRAVE IT'S GON' READ:
HOW MANY NIGGAS HOLD THEY HEAT LIKE RULE? SIDEARM, BARREL TA MOUTH TA BLOW YA HEAD OUT THROUGH THA SOUTH, AN' LET 'LIL J GET TA AIRIN' YA OUT. AN' IF THERE'S ANY CHANGE LEFT I TOSS YA ON DOWN TA THA WEST, AN' LET THA ROAD RIDE DOWN ON YA CALIFORNIA, LOVE IS WHAT YA CRAVE SO ON YA GRAVE IT'S GON' READ: "HERE LIE FIFTY, WHO SNITCHED ON MANY. THAT HALF A DOLLA, THAT NICKEL, THEM DIMES, AN' DIED LIKE PENNY." AN' MURDA INC. WILL SEND THEY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES AND SYMPATHIES TA AFTERMATH, TA SHADY, INTERSCOPE AND JIMMY, I MEAN YA KNOW YA TEAM THEY REALLY SOME PEE-ONS, GETTIN' PEED ON, AN' LEAKED ON. I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT FAGGOT ASS GAY DRE YOUNG, AN' SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HOW YA USED TA TAKE TRANSVESTITES HOME, AN' OCCASIONALLY WEAR THONGS. NO WONDA FEMINEM BE CROSS DRESSIN' IN PUMPS AN' TIGHT 'LIL DRESSES, MY PUMPS, THEY LEAVE BIG MESSES... AN' I KNOW THA 'TRUTH HURTS' WHEN I BUS' RECORDS, BATTLE OF DA SEXES, IS DAT A WOMAN OR A MAN? I REALLY DON'T CARE TA STAND BUT FIFTY YOU GON' GET SHOT AGAIN BY THE M-U-R-D-E-R INC, I'M THA RAPPA THAT SINGS, TOTES GUNS AN' BLADES. AN' THESE FED'S CAN'T DISCUSS 'EM CAUSE WHILE HE VIOLATIN' ?? CRYIN' BITCH TO RUSSELL LIKE: THEY SHOOTIN'...AHH MAKES YA SHOOK AN' GOT BUS' RHYMIN' THA SAME OL' HOOK. LIKE, THEY SHOOTIN'...I AIN'T SHOOT UP YA LAND, I'D A PUT YA IN THA CORONER VAN. LIKE MY NIGGA J *MUAH* THA VANGUISH WILL BE THA GHETTO CAR WHEN I CLAP AT YA GARAGE. AN' EM, WHATS THA DU-RAG FOR? YOU NEVA GON' HAVE WAVES, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BLACK PAIN BUT YOU CAN BECOME THA FIRST WHITE RAPPA SLAIN. JUS' GET YO MONEY MAYN, THA INC IS RUNNIN' THANGS, HIDEOUT WIT 'LOOSE CHANGE'. AN' YOU NIGGA IMA SEND YOU TA MOMMY... WIT STRICT ORDAS FROM GOTTI TA HIDE THA BODY. AN' DRE, YA DAYS COMIN' TOO CUZ I GOT A TEAM OF MISFITS THATS QUIET AN' HANDLE THEY BUSINESS, CAUSE.... IM SHOOTIN'...AT ALL YALL NIGGAS, AN' 'LIL MO YOU JUS' ONE OF DEM BITCHES THAT AIN'T HAD A HOT SONG IN HOW LONG? NEVA! YA BETTA OFF WIT A DICK IN YA MOUTH, SHUTUP!! EM YA CLAIM YA MOTHER'S A CRACKHEAD AND KIM IS A KNOWN SLUT, SO WHAT'S HALEY GON' BE WHEN SHE GROWS UP?

From Loose Change by JA RULE