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Quotes about We Have Dinner: HEY GIRL, YOU KNOW, OUR ECONOMY'S IN THE TOILET<BR /> BUT I'M STILL GONNA TREAT YOU RIGHT<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TATER TOTS, COLD DUCK ON ICE<BR /> AND WE CAN CLIP COUPONS ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER ANYWHERE THAT YOU PLEASE<BR /> LIKE BURGER KING OR MICKEY D'S<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LARGE FRIES, LARGE FRIES<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY, YOU SHOULD KNOW I AM REALLY QUITE A SWEET GUY<BR /> WHEN I BUY YOU BATHROOM TISSUE, I ALWAYS GET THE 2-PLY<BR /> WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT, MY DEAR<BR /> I GOT MY COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD RIGHT HERE<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE TOP RAMEN? NEED TOP RAMEN?<BR /> GOT A CUPBOARD FULL OF 'EM, I'LL KEEP 'EM COMIN'<BR /> YOU WANT IT, I GOT IT, GO GET IT, JUST HEAT IT<BR /> DUMP THE FLAVOR PACKET ON IT AND EAT IT<BR /> <BR /> PORK AND BEANS AND MINUTE RICE<BR /> AND WE CAN PLAY CRIBBAGE ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LAUNDROMAT DOWNTOWN<BR /> AND WATCH ALL THE CLOTHES GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND<BR /> AND BABY WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> HOTTEST SHORTY I KNOW, IF YOU HAD SOME LIPO<BR /> YOU COULD BE SECOND RUNNER-UP MISS OHIO<BR /> SEVEN DOLLAR BILLS ROLLED UP INSIDE MY PLASTIC BILLFOLD<BR /> BUY YOU A BAGEL EVEN IF IT IS A DAY OLD<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU NEVER EVER GOTTA WEAR YOUR SISTER'S OLD CLOTHES<BR /> LONG AS I'M STILL ASSISTANT MANAGER AT KINKO'S<BR /> CUT YOUR HAIR WITH SCISSORS AND A SOUP BOWL<BR /> YOU AIN'T GOTTA PAY ME, THAT'S THE WAY THAT I ROLL<BR /> <BR /> MY CHICK CAN HAVE WHAT SHE WANT<BR /> AT WAL-MART SHE CAN PICK OUT ANYTHING SHE WANT<BR /> I KNOW GIRL, YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A MAN LIKE THAT<BR /> WHO DOESN'T MAKE YOU BUY GENERIC BRAND LIKE THAT<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE MY HYUNDAI? SEE MY HYUNDAI?<BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO SEE YOUR COUSIN PHIL NEXT SUNDAY<BR /> BUT THAT'S KINDA FAR AND I'M NOT MADE OF CASH<BR /> DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CHIP IN FOR GAS?<BR /> <BR /> MAC AND CHEESE WOULD BE ALL RIGHT<BR /> BUT LET'S SEND OUT FOR PIZZA TONIGHT<BR /> AND YOU CAN ORDER ANY TOPPINGS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LAST SLICE, LAST SLICE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> RAN MYSELF A CABLE FROM MY NEIGHBOR NEXT DO', DO'<BR /> NOW I CAN GET FREE HBO<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU CAN ALWAYS RIDE THE CITY BUS<BR /> GOT A STACK OF TOKENS JUST FOR US<BR /> YO, MY WALLET'S FAT AND FULL OF ONES<BR /> YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WASHINGTONS, THAT'S RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> YOU WANT WHITE CASTLE? NEED WHITE CASTLE?<BR /> LONG AS YOU GOT ME IT WON'T BE NO HASSLE<BR /> YOU WANT IT, WELL GET IT, JUST DON'T BE A HATER<BR /> IF I GRAB A BUNCH OF NAPKINS FOR LATER<BR /> <BR /> THRIFT STORE JEANS, ON SALE HALF PRICE<BR /> THE UNDERWEAR AT GOODWILL IS NICE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU PLEASE<BR /> EVEN SHARE MY GOVERNMENT CHEESE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN GO HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR />
HEY GIRL, YOU KNOW, OUR ECONOMY'S IN THE TOILET<BR /> BUT I'M STILL GONNA TREAT YOU RIGHT<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TATER TOTS, COLD DUCK ON ICE<BR /> AND WE CAN CLIP COUPONS ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER ANYWHERE THAT YOU PLEASE<BR /> LIKE BURGER KING OR MICKEY D'S<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LARGE FRIES, LARGE FRIES<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY, YOU SHOULD KNOW I AM REALLY QUITE A SWEET GUY<BR /> WHEN I BUY YOU BATHROOM TISSUE, I ALWAYS GET THE 2-PLY<BR /> WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT, MY DEAR<BR /> I GOT MY COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD RIGHT HERE<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE TOP RAMEN? NEED TOP RAMEN?<BR /> GOT A CUPBOARD FULL OF 'EM, I'LL KEEP 'EM COMIN'<BR /> YOU WANT IT, I GOT IT, GO GET IT, JUST HEAT IT<BR /> DUMP THE FLAVOR PACKET ON IT AND EAT IT<BR /> <BR /> PORK AND BEANS AND MINUTE RICE<BR /> AND WE CAN PLAY CRIBBAGE ALL NIGHT<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LAUNDROMAT DOWNTOWN<BR /> AND WATCH ALL THE CLOTHES GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND<BR /> AND BABY WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID WE CAN GO WHEREVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> HOTTEST SHORTY I KNOW, IF YOU HAD SOME LIPO<BR /> YOU COULD BE SECOND RUNNER-UP MISS OHIO<BR /> SEVEN DOLLAR BILLS ROLLED UP INSIDE MY PLASTIC BILLFOLD<BR /> BUY YOU A BAGEL EVEN IF IT IS A DAY OLD<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU NEVER EVER GOTTA WEAR YOUR SISTER'S OLD CLOTHES<BR /> LONG AS I'M STILL ASSISTANT MANAGER AT KINKO'S<BR /> CUT YOUR HAIR WITH SCISSORS AND A SOUP BOWL<BR /> YOU AIN'T GOTTA PAY ME, THAT'S THE WAY THAT I ROLL<BR /> <BR /> MY CHICK CAN HAVE WHAT SHE WANT<BR /> AT WAL-MART SHE CAN PICK OUT ANYTHING SHE WANT<BR /> I KNOW GIRL, YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A MAN LIKE THAT<BR /> WHO DOESN'T MAKE YOU BUY GENERIC BRAND LIKE THAT<BR /> <BR /> YEAH YOU LIKE MY HYUNDAI? SEE MY HYUNDAI?<BR /> I CAN TAKE YOU TO SEE YOUR COUSIN PHIL NEXT SUNDAY<BR /> BUT THAT'S KINDA FAR AND I'M NOT MADE OF CASH<BR /> DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CHIP IN FOR GAS?<BR /> <BR /> MAC AND CHEESE WOULD BE ALL RIGHT<BR /> BUT LET'S SEND OUT FOR PIZZA TONIGHT<BR /> AND YOU CAN ORDER ANY TOPPINGS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THE LAST SLICE, LAST SLICE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> RAN MYSELF A CABLE FROM MY NEIGHBOR NEXT DO', DO'<BR /> NOW I CAN GET FREE HBO<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> AND YOU CAN ALWAYS RIDE THE CITY BUS<BR /> GOT A STACK OF TOKENS JUST FOR US<BR /> YO, MY WALLET'S FAT AND FULL OF ONES<BR /> YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WASHINGTONS, THAT'S RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> YOU WANT WHITE CASTLE? NEED WHITE CASTLE?<BR /> LONG AS YOU GOT ME IT WON'T BE NO HASSLE<BR /> YOU WANT IT, WELL GET IT, JUST DON'T BE A HATER<BR /> IF I GRAB A BUNCH OF NAPKINS FOR LATER<BR /> <BR /> THRIFT STORE JEANS, ON SALE HALF PRICE<BR /> THE UNDERWEAR AT GOODWILL IS NICE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> YEAH<BR /> <BR /> BABY I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU PLEASE<BR /> EVEN SHARE MY GOVERNMENT CHEESE<BR /> AND BABY YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR /> I SAID YOU CAN GO HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, IF YOU LIKE<BR />

From Whatever You Like by Weird Al Yankovic
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We Have Dinner Sayings: DROP THAT BEAT, IT'S THE TRUTH<BR /> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU LOSE IT<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> ALL I KNOW IS THE HUSTLE AND GRIND<BR /> AND ALL YOU WANT IS SOME QUALITY TIME<BR /> BUT I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU DUE TO THE LIFE THAT I CHOSE<BR /> MY HEART'S SO COLD TO THE POINT MY BLOOD IT FROZE<BR /> <BR /> I MIGHT WEAR DIAMONDS IF THEY REALLY COULD FREEZE TIME<BR /> BUT THEN AGAIN TIME IS MONEY AND I NEEDS MINE<BR /> THERE I GO AGAIN BEING SELFISH<BR /> AND HERE YOU GO AGAIN IN LOVE AND HELPLESS<BR /> <BR /> YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, BABY YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH<BR /> BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO I LOVE MORE, YOU OR THE BOOTH<BR /> THESE ARE JUST SOME THINGS I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST<BR /> SOMETIMES I FEEL ALL I CAN GIVE YOU IS SEX, I'M SORRY<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> I AIN'T GON' LIE BABY, THIS LIFE IS ADDICTING<BR /> THE FAME, THE MONEY, ESPECIALLY THESE BITCHES<BR /> I'VE BEEN AROUND IT ALL, I'VE SEEN 'EM BALL<BR /> I'VE SEEN 'EM FALL, GO BROKE AND LOSE IT ALL<BR /> <BR /> THAT'S WHY I WORK HARD 365, 24/7 BABY, THIS MY LIFE<BR /> I BREATHE, I BLEED, I EAT, I SLEEP, I SHIT THIS<BR /> I GOT A BAD STOMACH WITH THESE HATERS ON MY SHIT LIST<BR /> <BR /> BABY, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND<BR /> BUT IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS, BABY THIS IS GOD'S PLAN<BR /> I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED<BR /> I APOLOGIZE BUT THIS GAME MADE ME A MONSTER, I'M SORRY<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> I DONE SOME WRONG AND SOME RIGHT, YEAH<BR /> DERULO, PITBULL, THIS HOW WE DO<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU, YEAH
DROP THAT BEAT, IT'S THE TRUTH<BR /> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU LOSE IT<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> ALL I KNOW IS THE HUSTLE AND GRIND<BR /> AND ALL YOU WANT IS SOME QUALITY TIME<BR /> BUT I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU DUE TO THE LIFE THAT I CHOSE<BR /> MY HEART'S SO COLD TO THE POINT MY BLOOD IT FROZE<BR /> <BR /> I MIGHT WEAR DIAMONDS IF THEY REALLY COULD FREEZE TIME<BR /> BUT THEN AGAIN TIME IS MONEY AND I NEEDS MINE<BR /> THERE I GO AGAIN BEING SELFISH<BR /> AND HERE YOU GO AGAIN IN LOVE AND HELPLESS<BR /> <BR /> YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, BABY YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH<BR /> BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO I LOVE MORE, YOU OR THE BOOTH<BR /> THESE ARE JUST SOME THINGS I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST<BR /> SOMETIMES I FEEL ALL I CAN GIVE YOU IS SEX, I'M SORRY<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> I AIN'T GON' LIE BABY, THIS LIFE IS ADDICTING<BR /> THE FAME, THE MONEY, ESPECIALLY THESE BITCHES<BR /> I'VE BEEN AROUND IT ALL, I'VE SEEN 'EM BALL<BR /> I'VE SEEN 'EM FALL, GO BROKE AND LOSE IT ALL<BR /> <BR /> THAT'S WHY I WORK HARD 365, 24/7 BABY, THIS MY LIFE<BR /> I BREATHE, I BLEED, I EAT, I SLEEP, I SHIT THIS<BR /> I GOT A BAD STOMACH WITH THESE HATERS ON MY SHIT LIST<BR /> <BR /> BABY, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND<BR /> BUT IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS, BABY THIS IS GOD'S PLAN<BR /> I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED<BR /> I APOLOGIZE BUT THIS GAME MADE ME A MONSTER, I'M SORRY<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> IN MY LIFE, I DONE SOME WRONG<BR /> I DONE SOME RIGHT<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD MY UPS, MY DOWNS, I PAID MY DUES<BR /> EARNED MY STRIPES<BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU<BR /> <BR /> I DONE SOME WRONG AND SOME RIGHT, YEAH<BR /> DERULO, PITBULL, THIS HOW WE DO<BR /> <BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE WOMEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> I'VE HAD ALL THE CARS, ALL THE CRIBS, ALL THE MONEY<BR /> IN MY LIFE, IN MY LIFE<BR /> <BR /> BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVE<BR /> I HAVE FOR YOU, HAVE FOR YOU, YEAH

From My Life by Pitbull
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We Have Dinner Quotes: Obsessed W/ Childhood I have to tell you…I'm obsessed with my childhood.I never pooped! Im serious I hated pooping..i never did it.I refused to poo as a child…mostly I couldn't.It wasn't meat loaf, it wasn't chicken or rice, it wasn't 6 hotdogs at lunch with craft dinner on top, it wasn't sloppy joes, it wasn't inactivity, I just never ever pooped.My parents had this house on Milanockit Court that had a bathroom upstairs, and had a door in the hallway and the master bedroom, they use to close the hallway door, open the bedroom door.Sit me on the potty, and pull the TV in there, ya know so id sit and watch and wait.I mean hours, I must have been rotting inside.It would be like a week in-between.I discussed this at length with my mom, and she was concerned thinking she fed me to much meat and stuff.But you know what I say, my two sisters had no problem pooping, and they ate the same suppers, it was just me.I was sick as a child, I mean I was always sick! If I fell off my bike and got a scrape, it would be infected.When I had the chicken pox, I was hospitalized.Because each pox was infected, each one!In my eyelids, everywhere!The nurses had to dab each pox with a medicated cotton ball.My dad use to take us camping, one time I stepped on a dirty nail, ya know like rusty, bare foot, my whole heel became infected, it was huge!!My heel was the size of volleyball.I had to go to the doctor and get it drained.I was soo ticklish all the time, it 5 or 6 doctors and nurses to hold me down, and then the feeling of the lancid heel.I was screeamming my older sister was laughing her head off, right there. I had Scarletina this one time, and was quarantined, I had a tonsillectomy, I even remember one time in the hospital, of course for you know the reason.A nurse was trying to put a repository in my rear end, and I was squirming and wiggling and giggling, ya know cause I was getting tickled.Then I'd cry cause I was all tense, ya know and it hurt, sooner or later I had to make a run for it, to the bathroom.BOY those nurses sure got mad at me for leaving a trail.Someone's always mad hey.Ya know I took lots of things as a kid, ballet and jazz, dance, soccer, piano, I was always in trouble, always being a ham.When I was 5 we were all on the stage, with these cardboard clocks, like ya know 2 feet across, tied around us with string like a sandwich board.We were all moving are arms back and forth, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.I was wearing red buckle shoes that I know.Well my string broke and the clock fell off, right there on stage and I just stood there..frozen and balling!The teacher had to walk right on to the stage and carry me off.Ya know I reacted the same way when that stage-diver-crowd-surfer kicked my microphone into my teeth.HEY, the more things change.I quit all of it eventually.Dance class cause I got lazy, soccer cause I grew boobs, and piano cause my teacher mrs. Davis, got mad at me and called me a stupid girl and banged my hands on the keys.Ya know I was even a cheerleader.HEY, in grade 6 in Kentucky, it was a cool thing.S-U-C-C-E-S-S THAT'S THE WAY WE SPELL SUCCESS…I cant believe it, V-I-C-T-O-R-YVICTORY VICTORY IS ARE CRY..GOTTA GOOO! That's how it went I really don't remember the hand movements, but ah I was never one of the popular cheerleaders.I remember this girl April, was very popular, and this other girl Jennifer was very popular, they were like we were all in grade 6 but they had bodies of 17-yr. old people.And they looked like Fara Faucet, ya know, all blond with feathered hair and endless teeth, I didn't look like that.I wonder if my dad didn't move us around so much, what if I would have turned out different?Ya know normal.Or am I ?ahh im obsessed with my childhood, cause I don't think im fully grown up, are u?I mean really?I am my inner child, I had to search for my inner adult, and im still look'n.I still eat 6 hotdogs for lunch, there just vegetarian now.
Obsessed W/ Childhood I have to tell you…I'm obsessed with my childhood.I never pooped! Im serious I hated pooping..i never did it.I refused to poo as a child…mostly I couldn't.It wasn't meat loaf, it wasn't chicken or rice, it wasn't 6 hotdogs at lunch with craft dinner on top, it wasn't sloppy joes, it wasn't inactivity, I just never ever pooped.My parents had this house on Milanockit Court that had a bathroom upstairs, and had a door in the hallway and the master bedroom, they use to close the hallway door, open the bedroom door.Sit me on the potty, and pull the TV in there, ya know so id sit and watch and wait.I mean hours, I must have been rotting inside.It would be like a week in-between.I discussed this at length with my mom, and she was concerned thinking she fed me to much meat and stuff.But you know what I say, my two sisters had no problem pooping, and they ate the same suppers, it was just me.I was sick as a child, I mean I was always sick! If I fell off my bike and got a scrape, it would be infected.When I had the chicken pox, I was hospitalized.Because each pox was infected, each one!In my eyelids, everywhere!The nurses had to dab each pox with a medicated cotton ball.My dad use to take us camping, one time I stepped on a dirty nail, ya know like rusty, bare foot, my whole heel became infected, it was huge!!My heel was the size of volleyball.I had to go to the doctor and get it drained.I was soo ticklish all the time, it 5 or 6 doctors and nurses to hold me down, and then the feeling of the lancid heel.I was screeamming my older sister was laughing her head off, right there. I had Scarletina this one time, and was quarantined, I had a tonsillectomy, I even remember one time in the hospital, of course for you know the reason.A nurse was trying to put a repository in my rear end, and I was squirming and wiggling and giggling, ya know cause I was getting tickled.Then I'd cry cause I was all tense, ya know and it hurt, sooner or later I had to make a run for it, to the bathroom.BOY those nurses sure got mad at me for leaving a trail.Someone's always mad hey.Ya know I took lots of things as a kid, ballet and jazz, dance, soccer, piano, I was always in trouble, always being a ham.When I was 5 we were all on the stage, with these cardboard clocks, like ya know 2 feet across, tied around us with string like a sandwich board.We were all moving are arms back and forth, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.I was wearing red buckle shoes that I know.Well my string broke and the clock fell off, right there on stage and I just stood there..frozen and balling!The teacher had to walk right on to the stage and carry me off.Ya know I reacted the same way when that stage-diver-crowd-surfer kicked my microphone into my teeth.HEY, the more things change.I quit all of it eventually.Dance class cause I got lazy, soccer cause I grew boobs, and piano cause my teacher mrs. Davis, got mad at me and called me a stupid girl and banged my hands on the keys.Ya know I was even a cheerleader.HEY, in grade 6 in Kentucky, it was a cool thing.S-U-C-C-E-S-S THAT'S THE WAY WE SPELL SUCCESS…I cant believe it, V-I-C-T-O-R-YVICTORY VICTORY IS ARE CRY..GOTTA GOOO! That's how it went I really don't remember the hand movements, but ah I was never one of the popular cheerleaders.I remember this girl April, was very popular, and this other girl Jennifer was very popular, they were like we were all in grade 6 but they had bodies of 17-yr. old people.And they looked like Fara Faucet, ya know, all blond with feathered hair and endless teeth, I didn't look like that.I wonder if my dad didn't move us around so much, what if I would have turned out different?Ya know normal.Or am I ?ahh im obsessed with my childhood, cause I don't think im fully grown up, are u?I mean really?I am my inner child, I had to search for my inner adult, and im still look'n.I still eat 6 hotdogs for lunch, there just vegetarian now.

From Obsessed W/ Childhood by Bif Naked