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Year Quotes: HAPPY NEW YEAR MIMI:HOW LONG TILL NEXT YEAR? ROGER: 31/2 MINUTES MIMI: I'M GIVING UP MY VICES! I'M GOING BACK,BACK TO SCHOOL. EVICTON OR NOT THIS WEEKS BEEN SO HOT, AS LONG AS I'VE GOT YOU I KNOW I'LL BE COOL. I COULDN'T CRACK THE LOVE CODE, DEAR TILL YOU MADE THE LOCK ON MY HEART EXPLODE! IT'S GUNNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, A HAPPY NEW YEAR. ROGER: COST IS CLEAR, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING, THAT'S FOR MIDNIGHT, WHERE ARE THEY? THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. MIMI: MAYBE THEY'RE DRESSING. I MEAN WHAT DOES ONE WEAR THAT'S APPRABLE FOR A PARTY, THAT'S ALSO A CRIME. MAUREEN: CHIP'S ANYONE? MARK: YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF HICKSVILLE, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HICKSVILLE OUT OF THE GIRL. MAUREEN: MY RIOT GOT YOU ON T.V., I DESERVE A ROYALTY. MIMI: BE NICE YOU TWO, OR NO GOD AWFUL CHAMPAIGNE. MAUREEN: DON'T MIND IF I DO. NO LUCK? MARK: BOLTED, PLIEWOOD, PADLOCKED WITH A CHAIN. A TOTAL DEADEND. MAUREEN: JUST LIKE MY EX GIRLFRIEND. HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE. ARE YOU OKAY? IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FARE. HOW CAN I ATONE? ARE YOU OKAY? I LOSE CONTROL, BUT I CAN LEARN TO BEHAVE, GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE, LET ME BE YOUR SLAVE. I'LL KISS YOUR DOCK MARTINS, LET ME KISS YOUR DOCK MARTINS. YOUR EVERY WISH I WILL OBEY. JOANNE: THAT MIGHT BE OK. DOWN GIRL, HEEL, STAY. I DID A BIT OF RESEARCH WITH MY FRIENDS AT LEGAL AID. TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE SQUATERS, THERE'S HOPE, BUT JUST IN CASE EVERYONE: ROPE! MARK: WE CAN HOIST THE LINE. JOANNE: TO THE FIRE ESCAPE AND TIE OFF AT. MARK AND JOANNE: THAT BENCH. MAUREEN: I CAN'T TAKE THEM AS CHUMS. JOANNE: JUST START HOISTING, WENCH. ROGER: I THINK I SHOULD BE LAUGHING, BUT I FORGET, FORGET HOW TO BEGIN. I'M FEELIN' SOMETHING INSIDE, AND YET I STILL CAN'T DECIDE, IF I SHOULD HIE OR MAKE I WIDE OPEN GRIN. LAST WEEK, I WANTED JSUT TO DISSAPEAR, MY LIFE WAS DUST, BUT NOW IT JUST MAY BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR. COLLINS: BOND, JAMES BOND ANGEL: AND PUSSY GALORE IN PERSON! MAUREEN: PUSSY YOU CAME PREPARED. ANGEL: I WAS BOY SCOUT ONCE, AND A BROWNIE, UNTIL SOME BRAT GOT SCARED! COLLINS: AHA! MONEYPENNY, MY MARTINI. MIMI: WILL BAD CHAMPAIGNE DO? COLLINS: THAT'S SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED. PUSSY, THE BOLTS ANGEL: JUST SAY THE WORD. MIMI: 2 MINUTES LEFT TO EXECUTE OUR PLAN MAUREEN: WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE? ROGER: PLAYING SPIDERMAN.  MARK: IRONIC,CLOSE,UP TIGHT, ON THE PHONE MACHINES RED LIGHT. ONCE THE BOHO BOYS ARE GONE, THE POWER MISTERIOUSLY COMES ON.  RECORDING OF MARK & ROGER: SPEEEEAK. MAUREEN: I THINK WE NEED AN AGENT.  MARK: WE? JOANNE: THAT'S SELLING OUT. MARK: BUT IT'S NICE TO DREAM! MAUREEN: YEAH! IT'S NETWORK T.V. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO ME! MARK: SOMEHOW, I THINK I SMELL THE WIFF OF A SCHEME. MAUREEN: WE CAN PLAN ANOTHER PROTEST, THIS TIME YOU CAN SHOOT FROM THE START, YOU'LL DIRECT, STARRING ME! EVERYONE:5,4,3,OPEN SESAME! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW BENNY: I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH. MARK: HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE? BENNY: I HAD A HUNCH. ROGER: YOU'RE NOT MAD? BENNY: I'M HERE TO END THIS WAR, IT'S A SHAME YOU WENT AND DESTROYED THE DOOR. MIMI: WHY ALL THE SUDDEN THE CHANGE ABOUT FACE? BENNY: THE CREDIT IS YOURS, YOU MADE A GOOD CASE ROGER: WHAT CASE? BENNY: MIMI CAME TO SEE ME, AND SHE HAD MUCH TO SAY. MIMI: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PUT IT AT ALL, YESTERDAY. BENNY: I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE WHOLE MESS. MARK YOU WANNA GET THIS ON TAPE? MARK: I GUESS. BENNY: I REGRET THE UNLUCKY CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS. ROGER: CIRCUMSTANCES? YOU PADLOCKED OUR DO-OR. BENNY: AND IT'S WITH GREAT PRIDE ON BEHALF OF CYBERARTS THAT I PRESENT YOU THIS KEY. ANGEL: GOLF CLAPS. MARK: I NO JUICE IN MY BATTERY. BENNY: RESHOOT ROGER: OH, I SEE, THIS IS A PHOTO OPPURTINITY. MAUREEN: THE BENEVELANT GOD, USHERS THE POOR ARTISTS BACK TO THEIR FLATS. WERE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING DOWN THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE LOT, TOO? ROGER: ANYTHING, BUT THAT! BENNY: CLEARING THE LOT WAS A SAFETY CONCERN. WE BREAK GROUND THIS MONTH, BUT YOU CAN RETURN. MAUREEN: THAT'S WHY YOUR HEAR WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE, INSTEAD OF WITH MUFFY AT MUFFY'S ESTATE. BENNY: I'D HONESTLY RATHER BE HERE, THAN IN WESTPORT. ROGER: SPARE US, OLD SPORT, THE SOUND BITE. BENNY: MIMI'S SITUATION WAS SEDUCTIVE. MIMI: HEY, YOU CAME ON TO ME. BENNY: I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE SO COUNTER PRODUCTIVE. WHY NOT TELL THEM WHAT YOU WORE TO MY PLACE? MIMI: I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK! BENNY: BLACK LEATHER AND LACE! MY DESK WAS A MESS AND I THINK I'M STILL SORE. MIMI: 'CUS, I KICKED HIM AND I TOLD HIM I WASN'T HIS WHORE! BENNY: DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW WHO YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND WAS. ROGER: I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND, I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOES! ANGEL: PEOPLE, IS THIS ANY WAY TO START A NEW YEAR? HAVE COMPASSION, BENNY JUST LOST HIS CAT. BENNY: MY DOG, BUT I APPRECIATE THAT. ANGEL: MY CAT HAD A FALL AND I WENT THROUGH HELL.  BENNY: IT'S LIKE LOSING A FAMILY.... HOW'D YOU KNOW SHE FELL? ROGER: CHAMPAIGNE? BENNY: DON'T MIND IF I DO. TO DOGS! EVEYONE: NO, BENNY. TO YOU! ANGEL: LET'S MAKE A RESOLUTION! MIMI: I'LL DRINK TO THAT. ANGEL: TO ALWAYS BE FRIENDS. JOANNE: THOUGH WE MAY HAVE OUR DISPUTES MAUREEN: THIS FAMILY TREE HAS DEEP ROOTS. MARK: FRIENDSHIP IS THICKER THAN BLOOD. COLLINS: THAT DEPENDS. MIMI: DEPENDS ON TRUST. MAUREEN: DEPENDS ON TRUE DEVOTION. JOANNE. DEPENDS ON LOVE. MARK: DEPENDS ON NOT DENYING EMOTION! ROGER: PERHAPS. EVERYONE: IT'S GUNNA BE HAPPY NEW YEAR. ROGER: I GUESS. EVERYONE: IT'S GUNNA BE HAPPY NEW YEAR. ROGER: YOU'RE RIGHT! ANGEL: IT'S GUNNA BE A HAPPY NEW YE-EAR OH OH. ROGER & MIMI: I'M SORRY ROGER: COMING? MIMI: IN A MINUTE. I'M FINE GO. DRUG DEALER: WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE. IT'S GUNNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
HAPPY NEW YEAR MIMI:HOW LONG TILL NEXT YEAR? ROGER: 31/2 MINUTES MIMI: I'M GIVING UP MY VICES! I'M GOING BACK,BACK TO SCHOOL. EVICTON OR NOT THIS WEEKS BEEN SO HOT, AS LONG AS I'VE GOT YOU I KNOW I'LL BE COOL. I COULDN'T CRACK THE LOVE CODE, DEAR TILL YOU MADE THE LOCK ON MY HEART EXPLODE! IT'S GUNNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, A HAPPY NEW YEAR. ROGER: COST IS CLEAR, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING, THAT'S FOR MIDNIGHT, WHERE ARE THEY? THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. MIMI: MAYBE THEY'RE DRESSING. I MEAN WHAT DOES ONE WEAR THAT'S APPRABLE FOR A PARTY, THAT'S ALSO A CRIME. MAUREEN: CHIP'S ANYONE? MARK: YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF HICKSVILLE, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HICKSVILLE OUT OF THE GIRL. MAUREEN: MY RIOT GOT YOU ON T.V., I DESERVE A ROYALTY. MIMI: BE NICE YOU TWO, OR NO GOD AWFUL CHAMPAIGNE. MAUREEN: DON'T MIND IF I DO. NO LUCK? MARK: BOLTED, PLIEWOOD, PADLOCKED WITH A CHAIN. A TOTAL DEADEND. MAUREEN: JUST LIKE MY EX GIRLFRIEND. HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE. ARE YOU OKAY? IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FARE. HOW CAN I ATONE? ARE YOU OKAY? I LOSE CONTROL, BUT I CAN LEARN TO BEHAVE, GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE, LET ME BE YOUR SLAVE. I'LL KISS YOUR DOCK MARTINS, LET ME KISS YOUR DOCK MARTINS. YOUR EVERY WISH I WILL OBEY. JOANNE: THAT MIGHT BE OK. DOWN GIRL, HEEL, STAY. I DID A BIT OF RESEARCH WITH MY FRIENDS AT LEGAL AID. TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE SQUATERS, THERE'S HOPE, BUT JUST IN CASE EVERYONE: ROPE! MARK: WE CAN HOIST THE LINE. JOANNE: TO THE FIRE ESCAPE AND TIE OFF AT. MARK AND JOANNE: THAT BENCH. MAUREEN: I CAN'T TAKE THEM AS CHUMS. JOANNE: JUST START HOISTING, WENCH. ROGER: I THINK I SHOULD BE LAUGHING, BUT I FORGET, FORGET HOW TO BEGIN. I'M FEELIN' SOMETHING INSIDE, AND YET I STILL CAN'T DECIDE, IF I SHOULD HIE OR MAKE I WIDE OPEN GRIN. LAST WEEK, I WANTED JSUT TO DISSAPEAR, MY LIFE WAS DUST, BUT NOW IT JUST MAY BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR. COLLINS: BOND, JAMES BOND ANGEL: AND PUSSY GALORE IN PERSON! MAUREEN: PUSSY YOU CAME PREPARED. ANGEL: I WAS BOY SCOUT ONCE, AND A BROWNIE, UNTIL SOME BRAT GOT SCARED! COLLINS: AHA! MONEYPENNY, MY MARTINI. MIMI: WILL BAD CHAMPAIGNE DO? COLLINS: THAT'S SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED. PUSSY, THE BOLTS ANGEL: JUST SAY THE WORD. MIMI: 2 MINUTES LEFT TO EXECUTE OUR PLAN MAUREEN: WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE? ROGER: PLAYING SPIDERMAN. MARK: IRONIC,CLOSE,UP TIGHT, ON THE PHONE MACHINES RED LIGHT. ONCE THE BOHO BOYS ARE GONE, THE POWER MISTERIOUSLY COMES ON. RECORDING OF MARK & ROGER: SPEEEEAK. MAUREEN: I THINK WE NEED AN AGENT. MARK: WE? JOANNE: THAT'S SELLING OUT. MARK: BUT IT'S NICE TO DREAM! MAUREEN: YEAH! IT'S NETWORK T.V. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO ME! MARK: SOMEHOW, I THINK I SMELL THE WIFF OF A SCHEME. MAUREEN: WE CAN PLAN ANOTHER PROTEST, THIS TIME YOU CAN SHOOT FROM THE START, YOU'LL DIRECT, STARRING ME! EVERYONE:5,4,3,OPEN SESAME! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW BENNY: I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH. MARK: HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE? BENNY: I HAD A HUNCH. ROGER: YOU'RE NOT MAD? BENNY: I'M HERE TO END THIS WAR, IT'S A SHAME YOU WENT AND DESTROYED THE DOOR. MIMI: WHY ALL THE SUDDEN THE CHANGE ABOUT FACE? BENNY: THE CREDIT IS YOURS, YOU MADE A GOOD CASE ROGER: WHAT CASE? BENNY: MIMI CAME TO SEE ME, AND SHE HAD MUCH TO SAY. MIMI: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PUT IT AT ALL, YESTERDAY. BENNY: I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE WHOLE MESS. MARK YOU WANNA GET THIS ON TAPE? MARK: I GUESS. BENNY: I REGRET THE UNLUCKY CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS. ROGER: CIRCUMSTANCES? YOU PADLOCKED OUR DO-OR. BENNY: AND IT'S WITH GREAT PRIDE ON BEHALF OF CYBERARTS THAT I PRESENT YOU THIS KEY. ANGEL: GOLF CLAPS. MARK: I NO JUICE IN MY BATTERY. BENNY: RESHOOT ROGER: OH, I SEE, THIS IS A PHOTO OPPURTINITY. MAUREEN: THE BENEVELANT GOD, USHERS THE POOR ARTISTS BACK TO THEIR FLATS. WERE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING DOWN THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE LOT, TOO? ROGER: ANYTHING, BUT THAT! BENNY: CLEARING THE LOT WAS A SAFETY CONCERN. WE BREAK GROUND THIS MONTH, BUT YOU CAN RETURN. MAUREEN: THAT'S WHY YOUR HEAR WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE, INSTEAD OF WITH MUFFY AT MUFFY'S ESTATE. BENNY: I'D HONESTLY RATHER BE HERE, THAN IN WESTPORT. ROGER: SPARE US, OLD SPORT, THE SOUND BITE. BENNY: MIMI'S SITUATION WAS SEDUCTIVE. MIMI: HEY, YOU CAME ON TO ME. BENNY: I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE SO COUNTER PRODUCTIVE. WHY NOT TELL THEM WHAT YOU WORE TO MY PLACE? MIMI: I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK! BENNY: BLACK LEATHER AND LACE! MY DESK WAS A MESS AND I THINK I'M STILL SORE. MIMI: 'CUS, I KICKED HIM AND I TOLD HIM I WASN'T HIS WHORE! BENNY: DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW WHO YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND WAS. ROGER: I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND, I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOES! ANGEL: PEOPLE, IS THIS ANY WAY TO START A NEW YEAR? HAVE COMPASSION, BENNY JUST LOST HIS CAT. BENNY: MY DOG, BUT I APPRECIATE THAT. ANGEL: MY CAT HAD A FALL AND I WENT THROUGH HELL. BENNY: IT'S LIKE LOSING A FAMILY.... HOW'D YOU KNOW SHE FELL? ROGER: CHAMPAIGNE? BENNY: DON'T MIND IF I DO. TO DOGS! EVEYONE: NO, BENNY. TO YOU! ANGEL: LET'S MAKE A RESOLUTION! MIMI: I'LL DRINK TO THAT. ANGEL: TO ALWAYS BE FRIENDS. JOANNE: THOUGH WE MAY HAVE OUR DISPUTES MAUREEN: THIS FAMILY TREE HAS DEEP ROOTS. MARK: FRIENDSHIP IS THICKER THAN BLOOD. COLLINS: THAT DEPENDS. MIMI: DEPENDS ON TRUST. MAUREEN: DEPENDS ON TRUE DEVOTION. JOANNE. DEPENDS ON LOVE. MARK: DEPENDS ON NOT DENYING EMOTION! ROGER: PERHAPS. EVERYONE: IT'S GUNNA BE HAPPY NEW YEAR. ROGER: I GUESS. EVERYONE: IT'S GUNNA BE HAPPY NEW YEAR. ROGER: YOU'RE RIGHT! ANGEL: IT'S GUNNA BE A HAPPY NEW YE-EAR OH OH. ROGER & MIMI: I'M SORRY ROGER: COMING? MIMI: IN A MINUTE. I'M FINE GO. DRUG DEALER: WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE. IT'S GUNNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

From Happy New Year by Broadway Musicals
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Year Sayings: THE CHRISTMAS SONG THE TABLE'S SET ANT THE TURKEY'S OUT CHRISTMAS IS HERE, LET OUT A SHOUT THE FAMILY'S GATHERED ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! EVERYONE IS WEARING BIG SMILES THEY ALL TRY TO ACT NICE FOR A WHILE THEN GEORGE CALLS HIS IN-LAWS VILE CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! ALWAYS AT ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR AND EVERYONE SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! GEORGE HAS BEEN DRINKING A LOT HE JUST CAN'T KEEP OUT OF THE SAUCE HE SAYS HIS WIFE'S BEEN SCREWING HER BOSS CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! MARGARET THROWS HER FOOD IN HIS FACE PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY, IT'S REALLY A WASTE THEN SHE SCREAMS,
THE CHRISTMAS SONG THE TABLE'S SET ANT THE TURKEY'S OUT CHRISTMAS IS HERE, LET OUT A SHOUT THE FAMILY'S GATHERED ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! EVERYONE IS WEARING BIG SMILES THEY ALL TRY TO ACT NICE FOR A WHILE THEN GEORGE CALLS HIS IN-LAWS VILE CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! ALWAYS AT ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR AND EVERYONE SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! GEORGE HAS BEEN DRINKING A LOT HE JUST CAN'T KEEP OUT OF THE SAUCE HE SAYS HIS WIFE'S BEEN SCREWING HER BOSS CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! MARGARET THROWS HER FOOD IN HIS FACE PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY, IT'S REALLY A WASTE THEN SHE SCREAMS, "HOW DOES THAT TASTE?" CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! ALWAYS AT ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR AND EVERYONE SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! GEORGE PICKS UP THE CARVING KNIFE WEILDS IT AROUND AND STARTS TO SLICE HENRY COCKS HIS SHOTGUN TWICE CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! HENRY SAYS, "HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL? JUST SIT DOWN AND FINISH YOUR MEAL OR I'LL PUMP YOU FULL OF STEEL!" CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! ALWAYS AT ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR AND EVERYONE SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! POLICE ARRIVE JUST AFTER EIGHT RESPONDING TO A NOISE COMPLAINT OPEN THE DOOR, WHAT A GRISLY FATE CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! FA LA LA AND DECK THE HALLS BLOOD WAS SPATTERED ON THE WALLS MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL! CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! ALWAYS AT ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR AND EVERYONE SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE! ALWAYS AT ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR AND EVERYONE SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS IS HERE!

From The Christmas Song by Arrogant Worms
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Year Sayings: YEAH, OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT OH YOU GOT, OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT I HEARD WHAT CIRCULATED, LET'S GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT I TOLD 1DA SEND ME SOMETHING AND I GOT IT COVERED SOMEHOW ALWAYS RISE ABOVE IT WHY YOU THINK I GOT MY HEAD IN THE CLOUDS ON MY LAST ALBUM COVER? THE GAME IS ALL MINE AND I'M MIGHTY POSSESSIVE LIL WAYNE COULD NOT HAVE FOUND HIM A BETTER SUCCESSOR EVERY SHOT YOU SEE THEM TAKE AT ME? THEY ALL CONTESTED ALLEN IVERSON SHOE DEAL, THESE NIGGAS ALL IN QUESTION LAST NIGHT I WENT TO SLEEP, WANTED MORE TRIED TO DECIDE WHAT DIRECTION I SHOULD GO TOWARDS SOME NIGHTS I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN LIFE NOT TO CHANGE SHIT, JUST TO FEEL A COUPLE THINGS TWICE 28 AT MIDNIGHT, WONDER WHAT'S NEXT FOR ME LONGEVITY, WONDER HOW LONG THEY'LL CHECK FOR ME PROLLY FOREVER IF I STAY IN MY ZONE I SPEAK ON THIS GENERATION BUT CAN'T CHANGE IT ALONE I HEARD A LIL LIL HOMIE TALKING RECKLESS IN VIBE QUITE A PLATFORM YOU CHOSE, YOU SHOULDA KEPT IT INSIDE OH YOU TRIED, IT'S SO CHILDISH CALLING MY NAME ON THE WORLD STAGE YOU NEED TO ACT YOUR AGE AND NOT YOUR GIRL'S AGE IT GETS WORSE BY THE ANNUAL MY CAREER'S LIKE A HOW TO MANUAL SO I GUESS IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE MAN OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT, YOU GOTTA LOVE IT CHEER I KNOW RAPPERS THAT CALL PAPARAZZI TO COME AND GET 'EM TO SHOW THEY OUTFITS OFF, GUESS THEY NEED THE ATTENTION I REMEMBER WHEN IT USED TO BE MUSIC THAT DID IT BUT THEN AGAIN TIMES HAVE CHANGED MAN, WHO ARE WE KIDDIN'? I'M MANAGED BY MY FRIENDS THAT I GREW UP WITH I'D RATHER GIVE THAT 15% TO PEOPLE I FUCK WITH IF ME AND FUTURE HADN'T MADE IT WITH THIS RAPPIN' WE PROLLY BE OUT IN SILICON TRYNA GET OUR BILLIONS ON BUT HERE WE ARE, YEAH LATELY I FEEL THE HATERS EATIN' AWAY AT MY CONFIDENCE THEY SCREAM OUT MY FAILURES AND WHISPER MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS BITCHES ALTER MY MESSAGE LIKE WE HAVE WORDS AND STORIES BOUT MY LIFE HIT THE NET LIKE A BAD SERVE BITTER WOMEN I'M OVERTEXTIN' ARE PMSING CRAZY THIS YEAR FUCKIN' WITH MY IMAGE I'VE BEEN TRYNA REACH TO YOU SO I CAN SAVE 'EM THIS YEAR FUCK IT I GUESS I GOTTA WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR AND I HEARD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING THAT STUCK WITH ME A LOT BOUT HOW WE NEED PROTECTION FROM THOSE PROTECTIN' THE BLOCK NOBODY LOOKIN' OUT FOR NOBODY MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND HELP SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY INSTEAD OF BEIN' SOMEBODY THAT MAKES THE NEWS SO EVERYBODY CAN TWEET ABOUT IT AND THEN THEY START TO RIP ABOUT IT AND FOUR WEEKS LATER NOBODY EVEN SPEAKS ABOUT IT DAMN, I JUST HAD TO SAY MY PIECE ABOUT IT OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT BUT THEY SCARED OF THE TRUTH SO BACK TO ME SHOWIN' OUT IN PUBLIC THAT'S A HOTTER SUBJECT I'VE BEEN WHIPPIN' MERCEDES AND NIGGA TRY TO BUDGET I GOTTA MAKE IT BACK TO MEMPHIS TO CHECK ON MY COUSINS SHOUT OUT TO ASHLEY, BIAMA, JULIA, ERICKA, SOUTHERN AMERICA PART OF MY HERITAGE, PARDON MY ARROGANCE, PART IN MY HAIR AGAIN THAT'S THAT COMEBACK FLOW, COMEBACK FLOW ONCE I START IT'S APPARENT I WANTED A GIRL WHOSE ASS IS SO BIG THAT'S PARTLY EMBARRASSIN' BUT FUCK ALL THE BLUSHIN' AND FUCK YOUR DISCUSSIONS AND FUCK ALL THE JUDGEMENT YOUR CONTENT SO AGGRESSIVE LATELY, WHAT'S IRKIN' YOU? SHIT IS GETTIN' SO PERSONAL IN YOUR VERSES TOO I WANNA PROVE THAT I'M NUMBER ONE OVER ALL THESE NIGGAS BEIN' NUMBER TWO IS JUST BEING THE FIRST TO LOSE MY CITY DICTATED MUSIC, NOBODY SEEIN' US WINTER HERE ALREADY BUT SOMEHOW I'M HEATIN' UP BEEN OBSERVIN' THE GAME AND FELT LIKE I'VE SEEN ENOUGH LET'S DROP A TAPE ON THESE NIGGAS THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT'S UP YEA, BOY YOU RAPPIN' LIKE YOU SEEN IT ALL YOU RAPPIN' LIKE THE THRONE SHOULD BE THE THREE OF YA'LL
YEAH, OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT OH YOU GOT, OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT I HEARD WHAT CIRCULATED, LET'S GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT I TOLD 1DA SEND ME SOMETHING AND I GOT IT COVERED SOMEHOW ALWAYS RISE ABOVE IT WHY YOU THINK I GOT MY HEAD IN THE CLOUDS ON MY LAST ALBUM COVER? THE GAME IS ALL MINE AND I'M MIGHTY POSSESSIVE LIL WAYNE COULD NOT HAVE FOUND HIM A BETTER SUCCESSOR EVERY SHOT YOU SEE THEM TAKE AT ME? THEY ALL CONTESTED ALLEN IVERSON SHOE DEAL, THESE NIGGAS ALL IN QUESTION LAST NIGHT I WENT TO SLEEP, WANTED MORE TRIED TO DECIDE WHAT DIRECTION I SHOULD GO TOWARDS SOME NIGHTS I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN LIFE NOT TO CHANGE SHIT, JUST TO FEEL A COUPLE THINGS TWICE 28 AT MIDNIGHT, WONDER WHAT'S NEXT FOR ME LONGEVITY, WONDER HOW LONG THEY'LL CHECK FOR ME PROLLY FOREVER IF I STAY IN MY ZONE I SPEAK ON THIS GENERATION BUT CAN'T CHANGE IT ALONE I HEARD A LIL LIL HOMIE TALKING RECKLESS IN VIBE QUITE A PLATFORM YOU CHOSE, YOU SHOULDA KEPT IT INSIDE OH YOU TRIED, IT'S SO CHILDISH CALLING MY NAME ON THE WORLD STAGE YOU NEED TO ACT YOUR AGE AND NOT YOUR GIRL'S AGE IT GETS WORSE BY THE ANNUAL MY CAREER'S LIKE A HOW TO MANUAL SO I GUESS IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE MAN OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT, YOU GOTTA LOVE IT CHEER I KNOW RAPPERS THAT CALL PAPARAZZI TO COME AND GET 'EM TO SHOW THEY OUTFITS OFF, GUESS THEY NEED THE ATTENTION I REMEMBER WHEN IT USED TO BE MUSIC THAT DID IT BUT THEN AGAIN TIMES HAVE CHANGED MAN, WHO ARE WE KIDDIN'? I'M MANAGED BY MY FRIENDS THAT I GREW UP WITH I'D RATHER GIVE THAT 15% TO PEOPLE I FUCK WITH IF ME AND FUTURE HADN'T MADE IT WITH THIS RAPPIN' WE PROLLY BE OUT IN SILICON TRYNA GET OUR BILLIONS ON BUT HERE WE ARE, YEAH LATELY I FEEL THE HATERS EATIN' AWAY AT MY CONFIDENCE THEY SCREAM OUT MY FAILURES AND WHISPER MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS BITCHES ALTER MY MESSAGE LIKE WE HAVE WORDS AND STORIES BOUT MY LIFE HIT THE NET LIKE A BAD SERVE BITTER WOMEN I'M OVERTEXTIN' ARE PMSING CRAZY THIS YEAR FUCKIN' WITH MY IMAGE I'VE BEEN TRYNA REACH TO YOU SO I CAN SAVE 'EM THIS YEAR FUCK IT I GUESS I GOTTA WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR AND I HEARD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING THAT STUCK WITH ME A LOT BOUT HOW WE NEED PROTECTION FROM THOSE PROTECTIN' THE BLOCK NOBODY LOOKIN' OUT FOR NOBODY MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND HELP SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY INSTEAD OF BEIN' SOMEBODY THAT MAKES THE NEWS SO EVERYBODY CAN TWEET ABOUT IT AND THEN THEY START TO RIP ABOUT IT AND FOUR WEEKS LATER NOBODY EVEN SPEAKS ABOUT IT DAMN, I JUST HAD TO SAY MY PIECE ABOUT IT OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT BUT THEY SCARED OF THE TRUTH SO BACK TO ME SHOWIN' OUT IN PUBLIC THAT'S A HOTTER SUBJECT I'VE BEEN WHIPPIN' MERCEDES AND NIGGA TRY TO BUDGET I GOTTA MAKE IT BACK TO MEMPHIS TO CHECK ON MY COUSINS SHOUT OUT TO ASHLEY, BIAMA, JULIA, ERICKA, SOUTHERN AMERICA PART OF MY HERITAGE, PARDON MY ARROGANCE, PART IN MY HAIR AGAIN THAT'S THAT COMEBACK FLOW, COMEBACK FLOW ONCE I START IT'S APPARENT I WANTED A GIRL WHOSE ASS IS SO BIG THAT'S PARTLY EMBARRASSIN' BUT FUCK ALL THE BLUSHIN' AND FUCK YOUR DISCUSSIONS AND FUCK ALL THE JUDGEMENT YOUR CONTENT SO AGGRESSIVE LATELY, WHAT'S IRKIN' YOU? SHIT IS GETTIN' SO PERSONAL IN YOUR VERSES TOO I WANNA PROVE THAT I'M NUMBER ONE OVER ALL THESE NIGGAS BEIN' NUMBER TWO IS JUST BEING THE FIRST TO LOSE MY CITY DICTATED MUSIC, NOBODY SEEIN' US WINTER HERE ALREADY BUT SOMEHOW I'M HEATIN' UP BEEN OBSERVIN' THE GAME AND FELT LIKE I'VE SEEN ENOUGH LET'S DROP A TAPE ON THESE NIGGAS THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT'S UP YEA, BOY YOU RAPPIN' LIKE YOU SEEN IT ALL YOU RAPPIN' LIKE THE THRONE SHOULD BE THE THREE OF YA'LL "BEST I EVER HAD" SEEMS LIKE A DECADE AGO DECADENT FLOW AND I STILL GOT A DECADE TO GO OH PLEASE, TAKE AT EASE, WHERE'S THE LOVE AND THE PEACE WHY YOU RAPPIN' LIKE YOU COME FROM THE STREETS? I GOT A BACKYARD WHERE MONEY SEEMS TO COME FROM THE TREES AND I'M NEVER EVER SCARED TO GET SOME BLOOD ON MY LEAVES PHANTOM SLIDIN' LIKE THE SHIT JUST HIT A PUDDLE OF GREASE I COOK THE BEEF WELL DONE ON THE DOUBLE WITH CHEESE SPECIAL ORDER FOR ANYBODY THAT'S COMIN' FOR ME SHIT YOU PROBABLY FLINCH IF SOMEBODY SNEEZE YOU SEE THEY GOT ME BACK LIKE IT'S JUST 40, OLI, AND ME CUTTIN' ALL LOOSE ENDS, I BE THE BARBER FOR FREE I'M ALMOST AT FOUR MINUTES GOING OFF ON THE BEAT FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MALIBU THAT HAD THE CLOTH ON THE SEATS MAN, OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT AND ON TOP OF THAT IT'S GETTING HARDER TO EAT RAPPERS DOWNGRADING HOUSES PUTTING CARS ON THE LEASE TO THINK LABELS SAID THEY HAD A PROBLEM MARKETING ME AND NOW IT'S EVERYBODY ELSE THAT'S GETTING HARD TO BELIEVE OH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT AND HEAD TO TOE I'M PRADA COVERED I KNOW YOUR GIRL WELL, JUST NOT IN PUBLIC BLAME THE CITY, I'M A PRODUCT OF IT YOUNG NIGGA FROM THE CITY YOU GOTTA LOVE IT

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Year Saying: CRIP NIGGAS DON'T LIKE YA BLOOD NIGGAS OR S.A's-ESPECIALLY THIS ASIAN OR DOMINICANS-& PUERTO RICANS, CUZ YOU A WHITE BOY NO JAMAICANS-LATIN KINGS, DISCIPLES, VICELORDS, HATIANS THEY HATE YA-ALL THESE MUTHAFUCCAS ON DEY RAS KASS WITH A 40 GLOCC BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING-I WAS ON LOCC DATS WHY DA WESTCOAST FELL OFF DA STREETS BEEN ROTTEN-WAITING FOR ME TO GET OUT AND FRESHEN IT UP WHILE YOU WAS ASLEEP IN COCCTON-I GET COMPED MANG-DA AFTERMATH I'M STILL HERE DA FREE BEATS STILL KNOCCING-LIL NATE DOGG YOU DOING YOUR THANG SINGING LIKE STANK SINATRA AT DA OPERA-
CRIP NIGGAS DON'T LIKE YA BLOOD NIGGAS OR S.A's-ESPECIALLY THIS ASIAN OR DOMINICANS-& PUERTO RICANS, CUZ YOU A WHITE BOY NO JAMAICANS-LATIN KINGS, DISCIPLES, VICELORDS, HATIANS THEY HATE YA-ALL THESE MUTHAFUCCAS ON DEY RAS KASS WITH A 40 GLOCC BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING-I WAS ON LOCC DATS WHY DA WESTCOAST FELL OFF DA STREETS BEEN ROTTEN-WAITING FOR ME TO GET OUT AND FRESHEN IT UP WHILE YOU WAS ASLEEP IN COCCTON-I GET COMPED MANG-DA AFTERMATH I'M STILL HERE DA FREE BEATS STILL KNOCCING-LIL NATE DOGG YOU DOING YOUR THANG SINGING LIKE STANK SINATRA AT DA OPERA-"D.P.G" DAT SHIT AIN'T POPPIN-YOU AIN'T GOT NO CALIFORNIA LOVE FUCCIN YOUR DICCHEAD TO SOME COCC SHIT-YOU KNOW WHERE TIFF WENT I BEEN HAD HER WESTSIDE CONNECTION ON LOCC BITCH-WE TOOK YOU BACC LIKE THE REARVIEW WITH THE GUNS COCCING-MUTHAFUCCAS GONNA PUT THEM 187 RED COOL SPOTS ON YOUR HEAD WITH THE MAK 11 DA FOXX LIGHTING ROD MANG-YOU'S A CHICCEN HEAD-ALL COCCA DOODLE FED-A CAPON DAT NEED A CAPTAIN SAVE A! HOOKAH WHILE SHE HANGING ON MY DICCHEAD-THAT'S WHAT NATE DOGG SAID-FROM DA HEAVENS-THAT EVERYWHERE HE GO-HE SEE YOU DA SAME HOE-IS IT CUZ YOU MIGHT BE BROKE?-SELLING A VERSE FOR 5 RACCS I THINK SO-OR SOON TO BE HOE-AND DID YOU LIGHT A FIRE UNDER DEXTER WIGGLERS ASS?-LIKE EAZY-E SAID YOU'S HIS FAKE TOOTH-DA PROOF?-DA DAMU'S IN DA PEN SAY YOU AIN'T BOOL-YOU BEEN COMING UP SHORT WITH THE FLOW ON YOUR WILLOWBROOK?-YOU COMING UP SHORT LIKE WILLOW HOOK-WHAT DA FUCC HAPPEND TO YOU?- WE DON'T NEED TO GET A CLUE-NOW YO GOTTA TUCC YOUR CHAIN IN LIKE D.J POOH-YOU RED FROM FRIDAY PART TWO-WHAT HAPPEND TO ZEUS?-YOU FLOPPED LIKE DEEBO WITH A BRICC IN YOUR HEAD THAT'S AT LEAST FRIDAY PART TWO-KNOCCED YOU LIKE FIVE SHOTS NOW YOU NEED THE JUICE-I HEARD YOU SNITCHED ON JIMMY HENCHMEN TOO-WHETHER OR NOT CESAR DON'T KNOW YOU-I'M STILL RIGHT HERE AT THE END OF BROOKLYN AVENUE-NOT QUITE THE DEADEND BITCH ASS NIGGA BUT THAT'S WHERE I'LL PLACE YOU-YOU HELLA RED NO BLOOD- YOU HOT CUZ YOU FLOP NOW YOU A NO ONE-WHAT HAPPEND TO ONE BLOOD-WHERE YOU NEEDED THE DOC AND JIMMY TO CARRY YOU DUMB PUNK-LIKE I TOLD YOU ON TWITTER THIS AIN'T NO GAME-NO PUN-YOU FUCC WITH ME YOU GET SLUMPED-YOU SEE I'M STILL HERE ON MY EVIL EASTSIDE IN DA SLUMS-WHERE YOUR ADDRESS AT CUHZZ?-YOU'S A SNAKE IN THE GRASS-BUT I'M READY FOR YA I BEEN ON MY TAK'S-LIKE NAKAMOTO BACC-HIT YA WITH DAT KAMODO FAST-BURN YA IN DA GRASS-LIKE A HIPPIE SACC-DA COLORS DA COLORS SET TRIP LIKE COLORS-WHERE DA DUECES DON'T ! LOVE YA BRUTHA-YOU SEE I BEEN IN DA PEN FOR TO LONG WHILE YOU WAS ASLEEP IN TORRANCE I MEAN COMPTON-YA FELL OFF DAT SO CALLED TOP HUB LIKE RUSTY CAP-WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HUB CITY FANS-I HEARD THEY GONNA LEAVE YA HEAD CUT OFF ON GREENLEAF MUTHAFUCCAH I'M KAZE-YOU OVERDOSED LIKE DRE'S SON IRONICALLY FOR BEING A BLACC HATER A NEO NATZI- WHAT YEAR OF DA WOLF-DA WILDSIDE DON'T LIKE YOU-HOES WITH ATTITUDE A.K.A BLOOD MOON-NOBODY ON DA WESTSIDE HEARS OR FEARS YOU-DA ONLY STRIPES YOU GOT IS WITH TYGA'S BITCH ASS-YA'LL A BUNCH A SCARY ASS ZEBRAS TO THIS LION MAN-YOU WON'T BE PLAYING JOHN MADDEN IN THIS DOPE SPOT I MAKE YA GO FLAG LEFT-GO DEEP IN THE FUNZONE CATCH SOME BALLS TO DA DEATH-YOU SAID "WE AIN'T" BUT IT'S REALLY TILL YA LAST BREATH-HOMIE I AIN'T BRAGGING BUT I DROPPED AT LEAST FIVE-RUN UP ON ME YOU'LL CATCH DA NEXT FLIGHT ON DAT BLACC 745-YOU MIGHT BE SPIKE LEE OF THIS GUN CLAPPING-NAW MORE LIKE BRANDON LEE YOU A ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEND-PRIOR TO RAPPIN-YOU WAS IN COLLEGE SELLIN NICCLE & DIME BAGGIES-WHAT TRAFFIC?-GOT KICCED OUT OF COLLEGE LIKE AFTERMATH/INTERSCOPE & AIN'T SEEN IN TRAFFIC-LIKE THEM HOLLOW TIPS YOU DISSAPEARED FROM COMPTON LIKE HOUDINI-DATS WHY THEM CARE BEARS SAY YOU A WEENIE-IS YOU STILL HIDING IN TORRANCE?-DATS SO FRIENDLY LIKE TOURIST-YOU HURTING LIKE AFTER A PUNKS FIRST TIME WITH! A TORN ASS-THE YEAR OF THE WOLF? NAW JUST DA YEAR OF DA TORTOISE-DA WAY YOU BE SELLING YOU GONNA NEED A STATE TORT TRICC-I'M FROM EAST L.A IT'S JUST LIKE COMPTON WHERE KILLAZ SHOOT OR STAY BORED CITCH-IN THE 80'S AND 90'S I STAY ON DA N.B.A COURT RIP-WHERE THERE'S A LOT OF SHOOTING GOING ON-BUT AIN'T NO JERSEYS BEING PUT ON-WHERE OUR GUNS PLAY KING JAMES- WHOEVER IS NOT WORTHY THEY MAGICALLY FADE AWAY-LIKE THE GAME-THE LAME-IT'S THE SAME THANG-NO NEED FOR THE CHINA MAN TO SAY DA DAMN THANG-YOUR WESTSIDE STORY HAS BEEN OVER NO NEED FOR REPLAY-WE PUSHED ALL OF YOUR BUTTONS BUT THE ONLY ONE WE WON'T PUSH IS PLAY-GAME OVER NO CONTINUES SAYS THIS GAME GENIE FOR THE GAME-A.K.A THE LAME-I'M THE MASTER OF THE GAME-

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