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Quote about You Playing Doctor: I HEAR VOICES, ONE VOICE IN PATICULAR  IT COMES INTO MY MIND, PERPENDICULAR  RECTANGULAR,IT'S A..STRANGULAR  HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTAL FUCKIN' MANGULAR...I DUNNO  HE TELLS ME TO PUNCH ESHAM AND SHAGGS  SO I PUNCH'EM, I EVEN CALL TWIZTID FAGS  THEY GET MAD, SLAP ME AND SMEAR MY MAKEUP  I'VE NAMED THIS EVIL VOICE, NAMED HIM JACOB  JACOB TELLS ME
I HEAR VOICES, ONE VOICE IN PATICULAR IT COMES INTO MY MIND, PERPENDICULAR RECTANGULAR,IT'S A..STRANGULAR HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTAL FUCKIN' MANGULAR...I DUNNO HE TELLS ME TO PUNCH ESHAM AND SHAGGS SO I PUNCH'EM, I EVEN CALL TWIZTID FAGS THEY GET MAD, SLAP ME AND SMEAR MY MAKEUP I'VE NAMED THIS EVIL VOICE, NAMED HIM JACOB JACOB TELLS ME "CLIMB THE LADDER AND JUMP OFF HEAD FIRST ON THE STREET, DON'T WORRY, IT'S SOFT" SO I JUMP, THUMP, I'M ON A GURNEY JACOB LAUGHS AT ME "YOUR SO FUCKIN' NERDY" FUCK HIM, I HATE HIM, I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM! I FINALLY GET ALONE, HE CALLS ME ON THE TELEPHONE BRRB! "IS VIOLENT J THERE?" "HERE" "HEY IT'S JACOB! I WANT YOU TO PISS IN YOUR UNDERWARE, OK BUD?" SURE, I'M PISSIN' NOW, IT FUCKIN' TICKLES JACOBS DISSIN' AGAIN, I HEAR HIS GIGGLES AFTER I CUT ALL MY FINGERS OF FOR THAT MOTHER FUCKER I'VE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH GO SEE A DOCTOR, DOC, HELLO "HI, HAVE A SEAT, LET'S SEE UMM...WHAT IS IT..JOE? YEAH, JOE BRUCE, MY FRIENDS CALL MY CHUCKY "CHUCKY?" EITHER THAT OR BUCKY, FUCK ME!! I'M SORRY DOC, IT'S JACOB AGAIN, MY NAME'S J "TELL ME J, WHO'S THIS JACOB ANYWAY?" I FUCKING WANT HIM DEAD, IT'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD I GOTTA LOTTA VOICES, BUT THIS ONE'S MISLEAD HE TELLS ME TO DRINK TOILET WATER AN SHIT "DO YOU DO IT?" NO..YES!! I CAN'T HELP IT THOUGH, I CAN'T STOP IT "J..WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS DROP IT" DROP WHAT? "YOUR FEELINGS OF DENIAL" "I MEAN YOUR AN ASSHOLE, LET'S FACE IT, JACOB, HE'S GOT STYLE" YEA "YOU SHOULD DO...EXACTLY WHAT HE TELLS YOU" EVEN STAB MYSLEF? "YEA, HELLS YEA" FUCK MAN ARE YOU SURE DOC? "SINCERELY NOW ON YOUR WAY OUT, PAY MY FUCKIN' SECRETARY" WOW, $300 BUCKS AND I'M CURED, IT'S OBSURD ALL I GOTTA DO IS WAIT FOR THE WORD NOW I AINT HEARD FROM OL' JACOB IN A WHILE I'M AT HOME JERKIN' MY DICK OFF TO GILLIGAINS ISLE WHEN BANG! HE POPPED IN "J, WHAT'S UP HOMIE?" WHERE YOU BEEN JACOB, DAWG IT'S BEEN LONELY DOC SAY'S I SHOULD ROLL WIT' YOU, LET'S DO THIS "ALRIGHT, WELL LET'S START OFF WITH A GLASS OF YOUR OWN PISS!" WIT' ICE? "NO ICE!" NICE... "FINSIH UP THE WHOLE GLASS, THEN REPEAT IT TWICE!" ALL DONE "LET'S GO, PUT YOUR SHOES ON!" WHERE WE GOIN' HOMIE? "TO THE GRAVEYARD!" WHAT? "I WANT YOU TO DIG UP A GIRLFREIND" DIG UP A DEAD BODY? "I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN!" "YOU HEARD WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID, FUCKIN' DO IT!" WELL FUCK IT, HAND ME MY SHOVEL AND BUCKET I DUG THE BITCH, LITERALLY, I DUG HER HER SKIN SMELLED LIKE BURNT RUBBER, I FUCKIN' LOVE HER TOOK HER CORPSE HOME, SAT IT ON THE COUCH JACOB SAID "NOW PUT HER FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH!" SO I DID AND HER TOES SMELLED LIKE FISH CHUNKS THAT'S BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE...SUN FOR A COUPLE A MONTHS I DIDN'T CARE THOUGH BECAUSE JACOB TOLD ME TO "IT'S ONE MORE LITTLE THING THAT I WANT YOU TO DO" "LAY DOWN IN THE STREET AND TRIP A SEMI WIT'CHYO NECK" TRIP A SEMI-TRU... YOU BET! THERE I WAS, I'M MOVIN OFF..JUST WAITIN READY TO GET ROLLED ON LIKE A DAYTON HERE IT COMES, I STUCK MY FUCKIN' HEAD OUT LIKE THIS JACOB! "YEA, POW!" BOOM, I'M IN CRITICAL, I GOT MINUTES LEFT AND I'M FIGHTIN' WITH DEATH! WHY DID THE DOCTOR TELL ME TO LISTEN TO HIM? I'M LAY'D UP 'BOUT TO DIE, SCREW HIM! PICK UP THE PHONE, BRRB! "HELLO?" HI IS ME J, THAT ONE FAT GOOFY WEIRDO YEA LISTEN, I'M ABOUT TO DIE, WHY'D YOU TELL ME TO FOLLOW HIS WORD? "CUZ' HE'S A DARKMEGA, AND YOUR A NERD" WELL I HEAR YOU ON THAT MUCH OK..BUT WHAT KINDA FUCKIN' DOCTOR ARE YOU ANYWAY? I MEAN YOUR TELLIN' ME I'M NOTHING BUT A SCRUB "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOMIE, THIS IS DOCTOR JACOB!!"

From Jacob's Word by Insane Clown Posse